🗡️ 12+ уєαяѕ σf яσℓєρℓαуιиg єχρєяιєи¢є . 🗡️ мαт¢нє∂ ∂єѕ¢яιρтισи . 🗡️ иσ тαвσσ α¢¢συитѕ . 🗡️ иσ вιgσтяу . 🗡️ иσ αι-gєиєяαтє∂ ¢σитєит . 🗡️ вє ραтιєит ωιтн яєѕρσиѕєѕ . 🗡️ ѕмυт ιи ρяιναтє σиℓу . 🗡️ αρρяσα¢нαвℓє мυи . 🗡️ ωαяиιиg - gяαρнι¢ тнємєѕ . 🗡️ ѕєяισυѕ . 🗡️ ¢яα¢к . 🗡️ αиgѕт . 🗡️ σρєи тσ ¢яσѕѕσνєяѕ .

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❛ 𝘐 𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀 𝘐𝘛 ! ❜ 🐒 12+ уєαяѕ σf яσℓєρℓαуιиg єχρєяιєи¢є . 🐒 иσ ℓιмιтℓєѕѕ α¢¢συитѕ . 🐒 иσ вιgσтяу . 🐒 иσ αι-gєиєяαтє∂ ¢σитєит . 🐒 вє ραтιєит ωιтн яєρℓιєѕ . 🐒 αвѕσℓυтєℓу иσ ℓєω∂ σя ѕмυт . 🐒 αρρяσα¢нαвℓє мυи . 🐒 ωαяиιиg - gяαρнι¢ тнємєѕ . 🐒 ѕєяισυѕ . 🐒 ¢яα¢к . 🐒 αиgѕт . 🐒 σρєи тσ ¢яσѕѕσνєяѕ .

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❛ 𝘐 𝘋𝘐𝘋𝘕'𝘛 𝘊𝘈𝘙𝘌 𝘈𝘉𝘖𝘜𝘛 𝘈𝘕𝘠𝘉𝘖𝘋𝘠 𝘉𝘜𝘛 𝙈𝙔𝙎𝙀𝙇𝙁 . ❜ 💎 12+ уєαяѕ σf яσℓєρℓαуιиg єχρєяιєи¢є . 💎 иσ тαвσσ α¢¢συитѕ . 💎 иσ вιgσтяу . 💎 иσ αι-gєиєяαтє∂ ¢σитєит . 💎 вє ραтιєит ωιтн яєѕρσиѕєѕ . 💎 αвѕσℓυтєℓу иσ ℓєω∂ σя ѕмυт . 💎 αρρяσα¢нαвℓє мυи . 💎 иѕfω - gяαρнι¢ тнємєѕ . 💎 ѕєяισυѕ . 💎 ¢яα¢к . 💎 αиgѕт .

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❛ 𝘌𝘕𝘋𝘜𝘙𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝙏𝙊𝙍𝙏𝙐𝙍𝙀𝙎 , 𝘔𝘖𝘚𝘛 𝘖𝘍 𝘞𝘏𝘐𝘊𝘏 𝙍𝙃𝙔𝙈𝙀 ! ❜ 🎻 12+ уєαяѕ σf яσℓєρℓαуιиg єχρєяιєи¢є . 🎻 иσ тαвσσ α¢¢συитѕ . 🎻 иσ вιgσтяу . 🎻 иσ αι-gєиєяαтє∂ ¢σитєит . 🎻 вє ραтιєит fσя яєρℓιєѕ . 🎻 ℓєω∂ ιи ∂мѕ . 🎻 fяιєи∂ℓу мυи . 🎻 иєυтяαℓ мυѕє . 🎻 ωαяиιиg - gяαρнι¢ тнємєѕ . 🎻 ѕєяισυѕ . 🎻 ¢яα¢к . 🎻 αиgѕт .

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ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ, ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇ, ᴅᴀʀᴇ, ᴅᴏ - Walt Disney

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❛ 𝘞𝘖𝘜𝘓𝘋 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝙋𝙇𝙀𝘼𝙎𝙀 𝘚𝘐𝘎𝘕 𝘐𝘕 ? ❜ 🕷️ 12+ уєαяѕ σf яσℓєρℓαуιиg єχρєяιєи¢є . 🕷️ иσ тαвσσ α¢¢συитѕ . 🕷️ иσ вιgσтяу . 🕷️ иσ αι-gєиєяαтє∂ ¢σитєит . 🕷️ αвѕσℓυтєℓу иσ ℓєω∂ σя ѕмυт . 🕷️ вє ραтιєит fσя яєρℓιєѕ . 🕷️ fяιєи∂ℓу мυи . 🕷️ νιℓℓαιиσυѕ мυѕє . 🕷️ иѕfω - gяαρнι¢ тнємєѕ . 🕷️ ѕєяισυѕ . 🕷️ ¢яα¢к . 🕷️ αиgѕт .

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❝Yeah? What about us?❞

Majjy@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · last mo.

“…Dogs.”

🐾 ; DO THE HQAS VERSION, I'LL PAY YOU FULL-TIME.

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𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝'𝐬 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬@theworldsstrangest.bsky.social · last mo.

3. Clayface

Ｔｈｅ Ｈａｐｐｉｅｓｔ Ｐｌａｃｅ ｏｎ Ｅａｒｔｈ ❤️ & 🔄?

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🐾 ; Grim Adventures prevents me from looking at horror in a serious light.

❝Oh, I ain't talkin' 'bout th' change of voice actors, Slap. Even though that's also an important factor. Have ya' ever noticed how most direct-t'-video sequels are always built on plot inconsistencies? Every character gets worse with each new iteration! Th' live-action schlock bombs even harder.❞

𝓢𝓱𝓮'𝓼 𝓶𝔂... 𝓐𝓾𝓷𝓽 𝓢𝓵𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂!@auntslappy.bsky.social · last mo.

“Yeah... That must be the fact Murphy’s been busy with Dreamworks due to Shrek 2.... Or other Dreamworks flicks during Paramount ownership.”

. . . Why's he or she lookin' at me with a grin?

❝Eh, I personally prefer Simba's Pride. Zira's th' only villain better than Scar.❞

𝓢𝓱𝓮'𝓼 𝓶𝔂... 𝓐𝓾𝓷𝓽 𝓢𝓵𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂!@auntslappy.bsky.social · last mo.

“Only The Lion King 1 1/2 is worth talking about.”

"Mulan II" makes "A Troll in Central Park" seem brilliant. ❝That red lizard used t' crack me up, an' Murphy's a stellar actor! Why did they hafta reduce Mushu's character to. . .That. . .❞ They did the opposite with him in the Christmas special. Except his redemption came with some build-up.

𝓢𝓱𝓮'𝓼 𝓶𝔂... 𝓐𝓾𝓷𝓽 𝓢𝓵𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂!@auntslappy.bsky.social · last mo.

“Hate to break it to ya by playing the devil’s advocate, but.... I’d rather watch that terrible sequel than Disney’s obsession with making sequel to their classic movies....” COUGH COUGH “Mulan II” COUGH.

❝Th' Warners, I get. But that big-headed poindexter an' his dopey sidekick over you? They're jus' overplayed stereotypes! Also, Secret of NIMH does it way better. If you, uh. . .Ignore th' god-awful sequel everyone avoids t' bring up. I don't wanna speak ill of my creator, despite a few flops.❞

𝓢𝓱𝓮'𝓼 𝓶𝔂... 𝓐𝓾𝓷𝓽 𝓢𝓵𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂!@auntslappy.bsky.social · last mo.

“Oh that.... There’s a reason why I CAMEO’D in the 2020 iteration, but let’s say... It was for my return and the fact only the Warners and the Mice are gonna be the main focus.”

❝Heard about th' stinkin' reboot, but hey, at least you ain't in it!❞

𝓢𝓱𝓮'𝓼 𝓶𝔂... 𝓐𝓾𝓷𝓽 𝓢𝓵𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂!@auntslappy.bsky.social · last mo.

“Yeah.”

❝You're that cranky squirrel who hangs out with her nephew, right?❞

𝓢𝓱𝓮'𝓼 𝓶𝔂... 𝓐𝓾𝓷𝓽 𝓢𝓵𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂!@auntslappy.bsky.social · last mo.

Ah yes... Don Bluth. I like that guy.

❝Hate it when people don't share their food with me! Not that I'd ever do it myself, but still.❞

Why didn't he save a few slices for this hard-workin' hound?? Cheapskate.

🧡​ZEERO_ONE🍊 WERECAT EVENT@zer0-one.bsky.social · last mo.

DEVOURING that pizza dawg.

❝You imprison 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐧 against their will an' people label ya' a bad dog for life. . .❞

❝No tricks this time! I'm jus' tryna run my business! It ain't got nothin' to do with you 𝐨𝐫 Charlie. . .❞ For the first time in his life, the bulldog isn't up to any of his old shenanigans. ❝. . .Look, can we let bygones be bygones? Never really wanted t' lock ya' up.❞ He's bad at apologies.

𝑨𝒏𝒏𝒊𝒆-𝑴𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒆 .ᐟ@mariespoketoall.bsky.social · last mo.

“What are you up to again? …. where’s charlie? i haven’t yet heard a bark from them yet.”

It's, uh. . .An expression of sorts! She'll grow up to learn more about it. God, he feels so guilty right now. What brought her back to him, anyway??

𝑨𝒏𝒏𝒊𝒆-𝑴𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒆 .ᐟ@mariespoketoall.bsky.social · last mo.

…. steamrolling?

Not 𝐇𝐄𝐑 again! Things are about to get awkward 𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙚𝙚𝙖𝙡 quick, which ain't a sign of good things to come. Carface is just gonna go into hiding for the time being. And maybe start atoning for his least favorite pastime. At least Charlie hasn't waltzed in yet to spice up his already-eventful evening.

ELDRIC MAGNAVOX THE WIZARD THE BEST WIZARD FIREBALL

❝No crap. Papa Bluth left th' studio for a reason.❞

?Proton? (Kid Event)@dropofblood.bsky.social · last mo.

I think Disney is 🅱️roken.

❝Here at Carface's Antique Store, we don't 𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓 our customers with disrespect! 𝙉𝙊𝙋𝙀, we prepare 'em for 𝐅𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄 frustrations, which result in 𝙎𝙏𝙀𝘼𝙈𝙍𝙊𝙇𝙇𝙀𝘿 competition!❞

The hybrid would then snort derisively, gesturing towards the counter that was put out on display. ❝Welcome to my humble souvenir shop, Whiskers. An' it ain't 'tiny' at all, for your information! That ginormous head o' yours jus' fills up too much space, so I suggest ya' buy somethin' or vamoose!❞

Heaven's Sin@evilfaun.bsky.social · last mo.

"Hey, don't give me shit for THEIR aim being off, I too would've preferred the stereotype of cats always landing on their feet to hold true, but OH WELL~" Throwing her hands up before getting up and dusting herself off. "Where'd they dump me anyways? This place is way too tiny for humans..."

🐾 ; It's such a relief knowing Don Bluth hates AI animation.

𝐒𝐞𝐞? 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐭!

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