I am BIG. I am STRONK. I am HORNY!

I can finally say I’m dirty 30!

night

Reminder to put on your sunscreen. ☀️🌡

Warhammer is for everyone 🤘

guard dog

One of my cartoons for Monday's Metro

Today’s poem: Philip Larkin, “Birth” #lunchpoems

Dad is missing a good pair hands to help me out…I don’t got all day~

Monochrome, Memorial Day, Monday. Cowhide edition.

Bevis and Butthead keep it real.

On this day 12 years ago, we launched Transistor, our second game.🎤 To everyone who experienced Red's journey through Cloudbank, thank you for playing! Please enjoy a slice of Junction Jan's, on us. Your choice? 🍕Supremo Deluxe 🥦Harvest Garden 🦐Sea Monster ❓Mystery Jan's

The darndest thing happened today…

“You got this!” - Your dad

I want to do the starters but I have deadliiiines

"Meditation", Je Shen, Chinese Artist, 2026

Daddy says 5 more minutes 😈

You ain’t ready for the monster~

Working up a sweat

Yes! I wanna feel those muscles and fur! 🤘🏿🥵

Embrace Growth@embracegrowth.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Feeling buff! Wanna feel?

I’ve got a meeting in the men’s room 😏 I’ll be back real soon…

Sade will be inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

Why does X hate me today?! 😣😩

You can see where I started locking in! Came back from a tiny sliver of hope 😤 #CrimsonDesert

Push ups

Love nice beefy soles 🤤🥵

Blake Davies 🐅 (-30% off OF all weekend!)@blakedaviesxxx.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I hear some of you like feet? 😏😏😏