Det er bare så fullstendig åpenbart at sjøl KJERSTI TOPPE ser det! Tidenes sjølmål fra AP. Sammen med alle de andre.
Karinargh
@purr.no
She/her, norwegian/english, a splendid cat, very tired I'm not good at ALT-texting and it's a lot to do with self censure, I know why alt-text is good, I still can't always do it, sorry!
Both of these came with the 100% Mariah Carey perk. Incredible vocal solo numbers for ALL occasions, including Litterbox Litany
Lore Sjöberg@loresjoberg.bsky.social · yesterdayWhen you get two cats, how do they decide which one will have a tiny chirp like a pixie’s doorbell and which one will wail like the ghost of a jilted bride?
"You don't move. You don't speak." This is the most appealing game blurb I've seen all year.
We are Mushrooms by Exeunt Press
Be the mushroom you've always wanted to be.
exeuntpress.itch.io
Other human showed me slop generated Seinfeld and now my brain is building the awful world where Jurassic Park's Dr Henry Wu is dedicated to THIS instead of sloshing dna bits together to make dinos I THINK it'd end up w him getting eaten by a flock of Costanzas, but we must hope we never find out
Look, my echo chamber is too flimsy. I have been made to know about ghastly human individuals and it is clearly due to structural damage. Please advise how get rid of echo mice in chamber wall
We need to return to traditional masculinity, to the time when real men took their kitties for walkies so they could smell smells.
When rough-drafting a comic, if I’m not feeling it when I draw the borders of a page’s first panel I just throw it away and start over.
I don't think anyone has EVER questioned the royal title applied to the cat who allows me to share her dwelling, which is good and proper. I'm currently horizontal at the foot of the bed on top of a bunch of clean socks because I started folding fresh laundry and she appeared with a commanding purr
Dagdrømmer om PytoN* skoledagbok 2026/2027 *Hadde også akseptert Pusur, bare litt furtent
Tiny scribble for #smaugust2026 (In ballpoint pen on old scrap paper, because junk tools are a way out of stiffhandedness, at least sometimes)
Not even 1 minute into the latest He-Man there is BABY CRINGER I repeat KITTEN CRINGER
Just received hot-off-the-press copies of the special illustrated edition of HARLAN ELLISON'S GREATEST HITS, with art by Chris Weston, Jesus Saiz, Joe Quesada and Colleen Doran, with a hardcover like textured wood, AND the standalone book for I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM.
A little blurry, but I need you to know this is my life now. The friendship is strong, but mainly when it is friendship on top of a human (Also, a Pusheen pyjamas I've had for at least 10 years now, bought in catlessness, as an expression of longing for exactly this situation)
Sofie the cat looking a lot like a lesser known native Moomin Valley resident
Let me tell you about the next BIG THING in massage/heat therapy solutions: Be sandwiched quite tightly by two solid sleeping cats, one pressing into each hip, and wait until they both start dreaming at the same time. The un-synchronized twitching is a very futuristic experience, I promise
Thunder, lightning, heavy rai--- Well, yes, heavy rain, and ALSO, a neighbor has left a sprinkler sprinkling joyfully down in the yard
8. Alt jeg leser i denne saken, er egentlig: «Høyreordfører synes ikke de fattige er fattige nok.»
Hjernens flere uker lange harang om å være dum og dårlig og dritt avbrutt i ca 1,5 minutt av mysende intens tenking på lagrede fakta om juleheftetegneserier som er for flaue til å eksistere for noen født etter årtusenskiftet Ikke verst. Krysser fingre for at noe trigger noe om Snøfte Smith i morgen
Leste nrksak om nøling med å gi navn til hvalrossen i skogen. Gjorde et raskt søk i håp om å bekrefte at 'hvalrossen' var det usmigrende klengenavnet til Kaptein Vom (fra juleheftene). Fikk ikke svar, MEN fant forbløffet/-ende ett (1) individ med samme kulturelle referansebagasje.
Pet cats are essential for survival. The dinosaurs didn’t have pet cats, and see what happened to them.
At least now I can give him an answer: Yes, I really want to hurt you.
Tenk så mye Nikolai Astrup har stått opp. En milliard har han stått opp.
Her Highness the cat is a high cuddle requirement cat. I would call her the very max on that meter, except...Sofie the cat requires MORE.
Detachment [cuckoo-bananas-y] is funny bc it monkeys-paw-WORKS, but only to let you put yourself about an arm's length away from your whole meat situation, so you can't maintain an awareness of the meat's faults, so feeling miserable and fatigued is for NO REASON when in fact it is pain reason