Teddy Zartler
@quantumtessera.bsky.social
Doctor Preeminent Pedant and slightly OCD whackadoodle on Bsky.
¡Feliz quinceañera! Te ves hermosa. (✍️: the Onion)
New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras
BOZEMAN, MT—Upending long-held beliefs about how the prehistoric reptiles commemorated a juvenile female’s transition into adulthood, new evidence published Thursday by researchers at Montana State Un...
theonion.com
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bsky.
Edward Norton: Weary Insomniac
Alt: Edward Norton: Weary Insomniac Or weldschmirz?
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c0nc0rdance@c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 2d agoIf you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky.
Anybody in Cambridge (Kendell specifically) who wants to meet for lunch on Tuesdays or Wednesdays? #chemsky #pharmasky
I'll add they're wannabe brownshirts who are too stupid to do that.
Derek Lowe@dereklowe.bsky.social · 2d agoScouring social media, are they? Well, scour this: I believe that ICE are a bunch of lawless bastards whose actions are helping destroy the fabric of this country. The agency should be abolished and the perpetrators should be prosecuted. Clear enough?
You know what I don't want for my birthday? An email from every store I've ever shopped at, that's what.
Some thoughts on chemical onshoring of all kinds, from nitrile gloves to pharmaceutical intermediates. It ain't going to be easy, nor fast, nor will it be cheap. That combination makes it an unlikely prospect for this administration to succeed at it:
Chemical Onshoring of All Kinds
science.org
Will MAGA stop eating avocados because they are trans?!
Scientific American@sciam.bsky.social · last wk.Did you know that the flowers of avocado trees change sex every day? Scientists have noticed this nearly 100 years ago but only now do we how it works. Life is amazing.
It's been a good two days at the Beach. Good thing I go home tomorrow.
My transition was agonizingly slow, but I did get here! Like so many others, my only regret is not finding the courage to do this sooner. If this is you, reading this post, wishing you could transition, i’ll just say that though it was scary and messy, it was absolutely the best decision of my life!
I've slowed down my imbibination rate (TM). I added ice, and a few marasca cherries, to my cup. #vacation
#Isyourfavoriteartistracist needs to be a thing. FTR, I never liked Morissey. I didn't get depressed until after the 80s.
Marcus 🏳️🌈🇧🇧@marcusjdl.bsky.social · 2w agoMy beef with Morrissey runs all the way back to 1986 when he said this about Black artists. Nineteen Eighty Six, while the Smiths were still active. It’s not a “later phenomenon” don’t try and lie to me www.standard.co.uk/culture/musi...
friendly reminder 👋 if you stand up to go to concessions during an at bat ☝️ you're going to hell 🫵 and your soul is irredeemable 🙏
This is Willie Nelson. He was found on the streets of Mexico severely anemic and missing one eye. He needs a blood transfusion, surgery to close the empty eye socket, and intensive treatment to save his vision. You can help him below ❤️🩹 1510.fan/willienelson...
The sky is green, but because humans lack the leptospiriasis gene it appears as blue. Dogs see the sky as a vivid magenta.
c0nc0rdance@c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 2w agoThe Superbowl was named for Milton R. Super, who opened the first 'Supermarket' in 1843 AD in West Canaan, Texas. His vast empire of Supermarkets & fleet of merchant submarines in the Great Lakes made him the world's first trillionaire & the 15th President of the United States.
This is Medea the Aye Aye at the Cincinnati Zoo. These remarkable creatures are lemurs from the island of Madagascar. Let's talk about their utter weirdness, starting with the long middle finger. A similar finger on a human would be 1 ft (30 cm) long. (📷Cincinnati Zoo & Botanical Garden via FB)
Also, an adult cannot "have sex" with a middle-schooler. That is actually called "rape"