Queen Laura 𓅮 the trashfire monarch
@queenlaura.bsky.social
35 Professional tiddie enjoyer, Oklahoman, prospective muscle mommy in the making 🔞 $laurascobb crypto and AI bros DNI, i reskeet all mutual aid requests https://gofund.me/49cc2925 one/ones
I guess im just broke forever now, these are both for the same fucking visit btw
"Rivers Cuomo but if Rivers Cuomo fucked" - my partner describing the lead singer of The Bravery
Highly transphobic that i OUT LOUD said "yall are naming so many tracks on my fuckit list, it's like a bucket list but just tracks that you want to fuck to" and the entire polycule no selled me
Casual reminder that Glenn Danzig is 5'3"
Caked up Feraligatr isn't real, he can't hurt you Caked up Feraligatr:
You know what, fuck you *undoes your cable management*
happy mothers day to all the ladybucks out there graciously accepting their gifts of scented candles
heartwarming: area man has paid for orchis for fifteen of his closest friends; needs custom pants
You can donate to Mohammed’s family here: chuffed.org/project/1294...
Urgent help for Mohammed and his family
chuffed.org
Babe, wake up, they invented the mpreg band
A paraphrase from my REALLY HIGH partner: J B Pritzger has 17000 testicles No, you aren't getting context for this
Well this came out more expensive than i was hoping
Hell yeah, this is especially needed here in one of the poorest states in the union
Proposals to create a bail hearing pilot program and standardize pretrial risk assessments are headed to the Senate floor, though with lingering fiscal questions. https://ow.ly/kzWz50YnZeH
Proposals to create a bail hearing pilot program and standardize pretrial risk assessments are headed to the Senate floor, though with lingering fiscal questions. https://ow.ly/kzWz50YnZeH
*in perfect Werner Herzog voice* I was once on a date with the most glorious clocky trans woman, and some time after i reassured her that she is beautiful for the one hundred and thirtyseventh time she turned to me with her cellular telephone raised and said " Here's the thing".
I fucking stg if i don't get out of here soon im gonna do a swan dive off the top of Devon tower
If you have a handicapped family member and you use their placard to get good parking when they arent with you, you deserve to boil in the deepest pits of hell
Istg if i dont get a new disposable vape soon ill bash my own skull in with a rock, its been several days, i NEED nicotine
Reminder that fighting for an ideal that isnt necessarily fully acheiveable isnt a flaw, its a belief that things can always get better, no matter how good things get