Transsexual Pile Of Mud🦊🏳️‍⚧️

@rinniepark.gay

40 Nebula Romantic | Demi-Pan | Poly | Trans Pile of Mud | T4T | She\Her\It\Mud | Minors DNI | DMV/DelMarVa | *Mud Noises*

The year is 2243. The remnants of humanity lives in either massive enclosed superstructures or sprawling underground complexes. Life manages to limp by like a video constantly stopping to buffer. The queers online are “mudposting”. Just posting pictures of mud. Saying things like “Silt-Maxxing”.

It’s a close-up of mud. Beautiful mud. Is it silt-maxxing or clay-maxxing? I wonder what it would feel like squishing between my toes…

Tired of your earthly concerns? Consider getting transformed into a pile of mud today! You won’t regret it, because you won’t be able to, because you’ll just be a pile of mud! Become the envy of every so called person walking around with existential dread hanging over them like a sword of damocles.

Okay, I was struck with an idea for a porn meme format. Hear me out, because I believe in this one. I call it "timeline preview"

even if Tom Holland isn't trans he should still get on estrogen so he can convincingly play 21 for the next decade

this happened 14 minutes ago but unfortunately due to my personality "Proplem in elvator" has immediately become a load-bearing part of my vocabulary

I've arrived
Delivery person contacted you
Thu Jul 30 at 6:12 PM
Proplem in elvator

I don’t know if this is just psychosomatic but… smoking out of freshly cleaned glass gets me transcendently high. I am a goddess, terrible and radiant, and I could destroy any of you with sheer force of will if I deigned notice you beneath me. You are an ant. A sexy ant. Hey there sexy ant.

I never use the fancy extra buttons that mouse makers slap onto mice these days, but I've come to understand their purpose. It's important to have an extra button that isn't mapped to anything so you can click it. Just click it whenever you wanna fidget a bit. Click click click click click click.

*turns you into a girl* *turns you into a girl* *turns you into a girl* *turns you into a girl* *turns you into a girl* *turns you into a girl* *turns you into a girl* *turns you into a girl* *turns you into a girl*

clocked a girl who came into my store today cause i like wasn’t sure? so i threw the most recent underscores album into the queue and when it came on i saw her like flinch and look up at the speaker and i thought, ah, i know what you are

"gender" as people use in terms of "aesthetic norms" is already pretty much abolished or on the way to doing so, even by conservatives. that's why cis people all talk about "real, immutable biological sex" (gender) now