One of the advantages of being a pile of mud is that you never feel useless.
Transsexual Pile Of Mud🦊🏳️⚧️
@rinniepark.gay
40 Nebula Romantic | Demi-Pan | Poly | Trans Pile of Mud | T4T | She\Her\It\Mud | Minors DNI | DMV/DelMarVa | *Mud Noises*
they should really just make spider-man a tranny in the next one because that was the most tranny-coded superhero movie i've ever seen
Don't look now, but the world has now installed 3TW of solar. Took 10 years to get from 100GW to 1TW. Less than 3 years to get to 2TW. Less than 2 years to get to 3TW. Analysts expect *9TW* by 2036.
The World Crossed a Major Solar Milestone. No One Noticed
The next phase of the boom may reveal a shift in who is gaining access to the technology.
bloomberg.com
My Therapist: Blexas isn’t real, it can’t hurt you. *Blexas in the room*
yall remember the Texas Fox News poll? yeah it’s real. they’re on the money
I'm soilmaxing but it's not working, fuck my stupid plantcel life
The year is 2243. The remnants of humanity lives in either massive enclosed superstructures or sprawling underground complexes. Life manages to limp by like a video constantly stopping to buffer. The queers online are “mudposting”. Just posting pictures of mud. Saying things like “Silt-Maxxing”.
Just imagine… This could be you. This could be your life. Not a care in the world, because you’re just mud. You’re just Azerbaijani Mud.
Tired of your earthly concerns? Consider getting transformed into a pile of mud today! You won’t regret it, because you won’t be able to, because you’ll just be a pile of mud! Become the envy of every so called person walking around with existential dread hanging over them like a sword of damocles.
Tired of your earthly concerns? Consider getting transformed into a pile of mud today! You won’t regret it, because you won’t be able to, because you’ll just be a pile of mud! Become the envy of every so called person walking around with existential dread hanging over them like a sword of damocles.
I’d like to jump off a cliff right now but the nearest one that would do the job is too far away for me to bother with.
It's kinda wild that since the e-reader my girlfriend got my has the play store? I was able to download chrome and scroll bsky (app won't work because its an older version of android)
We need help. 3 disabled queer people are at risk of losing housing, we have nowhere to go. Any amount helps. Sharing helps. Thanks & Solidarity. #MutualAidRequest
It's been a year, so I redid it. #MutualAidRequest gofund.me/85b493d7d
3 disabled queer people are at the edge of losing housing. We have nowhere to go if we lose this place. Anything helps. Sharing helps. Thanks & Solidarity. #MutualAidRequest
It's been a year, so I redid it. #MutualAidRequest gofund.me/85b493d7d
challengers but its hunter schafer and zendaya having a lesbian rivalry over forcefemming tom holland
sprinkling some old bay on my maryland girlfriend before i eat her out bc i respect her culture
sissies have a stronger claim to be in the trans community than reppers who are only trans online send post
Okay, I was struck with an idea for a porn meme format. Hear me out, because I believe in this one. I call it "timeline preview"
Guy who went on holiday to Toontown and made it his whole personality:
even if Tom Holland isn't trans he should still get on estrogen so he can convincingly play 21 for the next decade
this happened 14 minutes ago but unfortunately due to my personality "Proplem in elvator" has immediately become a load-bearing part of my vocabulary
It's a one horse world and I'm just grazing in it.
I don’t know if this is just psychosomatic but… smoking out of freshly cleaned glass gets me transcendently high. I am a goddess, terrible and radiant, and I could destroy any of you with sheer force of will if I deigned notice you beneath me. You are an ant. A sexy ant. Hey there sexy ant.
I never use the fancy extra buttons that mouse makers slap onto mice these days, but I've come to understand their purpose. It's important to have an extra button that isn't mapped to anything so you can click it. Just click it whenever you wanna fidget a bit. Click click click click click click.
*turns you into a girl* *turns you into a girl* *turns you into a girl* *turns you into a girl* *turns you into a girl* *turns you into a girl* *turns you into a girl* *turns you into a girl* *turns you into a girl*
clocked a girl who came into my store today cause i like wasn’t sure? so i threw the most recent underscores album into the queue and when it came on i saw her like flinch and look up at the speaker and i thought, ah, i know what you are
"gender" as people use in terms of "aesthetic norms" is already pretty much abolished or on the way to doing so, even by conservatives. that's why cis people all talk about "real, immutable biological sex" (gender) now