I can already feel October slipping away.

Umm an ice cream truck just drove by? With the jingle playing!

I can't decide which type of glue to use on the plastic antlers for my Halloween costume so I'm going to use super glue on one side and b7000 on the other and see which works better.

I just got paid on Friday and my account is already overdrawn. My wife hasn't worked in a few weeks while she recovers from surgery. We'll be fine. We'll make it through the next two weeks somehow. The precarity is so stressful, though.

Is the word "meltdown" linked to autism enough to avoid using it in other contexts?

Onosato saying that winning the tournament made him feel nostalgic is such a flex 😂😂😂

dreamt I started a trend among gen-z of referring to each other casually as "girlyopteryx." like archaeopteryx, but also, girl.

I know my limits. I know I can't sing Silver Springs.

It is confusing to me when people refer to Godzilla Minus One as GMO because the new one is Godzilla Minus Zero. Can we please decide whether they're GMO and GMZ or (preferably) GM1 and GM0?

Ahh ok ANNOUNCEMENT TIME: My 2027 illustrated wall calendar is in the works and the theme is cinematic cats and it is now up for pre-order! I have a lot more artwork to do!! I hope you like it!!!!! www.etsy.com/listing/4583...

PRE-ORDER: Cinematic Cats Illustrated Wall Calendar (2027) - Etsy

This Wall Calendars item is sold by panandscan. Ships from Arlington, MA. Listed on Sep 27, 2026

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Ok what is this song that everyone is talking about?

I probably have a grueling week ahead.

Something that has brought me a great deal of joy over the past two years is suddenly gone and I'm sad about it.

I will keep making this joke until it goes viral.

I want to sit in someone's sukkah

Guitarists! Talk to me about pedals and where they fit into your songwriting process.

IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

Rachel H@rachelcraves.bsky.social · 2w ago

The red line train I'm on is standing by for 10 minutes at each station 🙃

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

My pals Pink Slip have a new album out today! Ska is alive and well in Boston pinkslip666.bandcamp.com/album/bathtu...

Bathtub Madonna, by PINK SLIP

9 track album

pinkslip666.bandcamp.com

Kyle Gallner on Cinematrix! My time has come.

Bad: I got setting spray up my nose and can't stop sneezing. Good: The setting spray works because my mascara is staying put when I sneeze.

Happy Bisexual Visibility Day to bisexuals, trisexuals, homo sapiens, carcinogens, hallucinogens, men, Pee-wee Herman

This weekend noreaster that's coming might take all the leaves off the trees and fuck up leaf peeping for the season

She is irresponsible.

Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend

I very much want to open my own microcinema.

Barney the Dinosaur says Free Palestine

This happens every time I need to shower

Carl Kinsella@carlkinsella.bsky.social · last wk.

if you forgot drying off was a possibility getting wet would be so scary

I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about!