We await our GLORIOUS WIFE’S return from battle 🫡 To honor her, we shall: - Finish our Kinktober fics (it’s still October for 2 more days!) - Prep for the annual November writing ritual formerly known by a name we do not speak. - Brainstorm new ideas with our mutuals. (cont.👇)

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I just bought the sickest bag. It's a regular purse, but it's got the Overlook Hotel's carpet pattern.

Nothing like figuring out that your mother is actually just evil on a Monday afternoon at work. All because you found a photo of your Grandpa's grave online.

Courtney could have written In Utero, but Kurt couldn't have written Live Through This. Until we stop giving flowers to the shittiest men in the world for writing Graduation, I'm gonna be a shithead about this. I'm also just correct, but.

It's always so jarring what other people consider "Dad Rock." Like to me it's stuff by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Bruce Springsteen or ZZ Top, but apparently the march of time has dictated that younger people call Nirvana and Audioslave "Dad Rock" now. I don't like it.

I am of course very excited to see The Devils but imagine if Visa and Mastercard also let me pay for the exact same thing but made by an artist on itch

You know what? If you want to fight, fight with your spouse or something, leave customer service workers out of it.

🌙Eirika and Ephraim plushies are NOW OPEN FOR PREORDER from October 16 through November 16 on my Storenvy!☀️ elpisofhope.storenvy.com

Wait the press secretary has already been fired? Damn, I guess some things are too embarrassing, even for this trash heap.

I didn't think this needed saying, but people with dementia aren't stupid. They have dementia. They're different. They will never be "better," it will progress and they will get worse over time, but they aren't stupid. They just don't remember. Be kinder to them.

Listening to the new White House press secretary makes me think I'm not lying hard enough on my resume.

No, you don't dislike reading, you just keep getting your book recommendations from TikTok.

rewatching this lecture today to remind myself what it's all about (my erotic truth)

Celine@celineloup.bsky.social · 2y ago

hey y'all, my gumroad is closed forever but you can buy my lecture on making erotic art here: celineloup.itch.io/finding-your...

Forgive me, for God’s sake...

I was just flashbanged by the memory of that one time when I still deigned to play Overwatch that we had two people doing that healslut RP shit during a match. I never played after that. It's one thing to be a weirdo pervert with your friends, it's another to do that with people who didn't consent.

Guys there's nothing queer about a soft boy being born into a rough family where he's made fun of for crying/cooking, and gets punished by his father for how he was born, and gets disowned by his father to find a new family and go no contact with his dad. Nothin queer bout dat!

Peace

When I take my glasses off at work, I feel like I'm being raptured. Astigmatism plus a bunch of bright lights. 🔥

people will say "did you know the creator of ... has a weird fetish" as if anything other than a weird fetish could possibly compel you to suffer through the creative process

Today has defeated me. At work I have: fumbled my words several times, asked when someone's house was born, told someone our warehouse is in Atlanta, and failed to operate a paperclip. I think I'm ready to go home.

Hey friends! I posted Chapter 13 of my beginner-friendly AO3 coding tutorial! This one covers Social Media Fics (SMAUs) — Text Messages & Calls: how to build message bubbles, calls, and other details that make your chats realistic. Go check it out! Link: archiveofourown.org/works/835326...

Hey so don't leave me comments like this. I know we're here to watch these losers kiss and stuff, but I'm not gonna allow misogyny in my comments. I've redacted the name and pfp, but you only get this courtesy once. After that, I'll put your name out there for God and your mama to see. #zosan

So as someone who does actually believe in rehabilitative justice, I'm here to tell you that you don't ever have to let that person back into your life, you don't even have to forgive them on a personal level, but you cannot bar them from improving or returning to society. Good and evil are fake.

That feel when you realize the main antagonist in your book are just Lyon Fire Emblem and the Entity he works with is an ancient god-like being whose motives are beyond mortal understanding.

Does anyone else remember after 9/11 when The Eagles got back together for a second, released a shitty song, and then fucked off again forever?

I need to commission some character art soon. I'm in the deep planning stages of this book.

As a lifelong lover of women, can we start shaming the authors that describe the smell and taste of the vagina as something other than what it is? No, it doesn't taste like honey or honeydew or candy. It tastes like pussy.

I find the TikTokification of Appalachia deeply annoying. I lived there my whole life, literally until April of this year, and let me tell you what the actual rules are. 1) Obey all signs and trail markers, and 2) Mind your damn business. The Bell Witch ain't real, but Bubba is. He shoots first.