Rafa paleo

@rafapaleo.bsky.social

Debujante de bichos prehistóricos y fantásticos, manchador de moñecos y jugador de Wargames, tengo un canal de yutub y cuando me dejan suelo hacer cosas https://ko-fi.com/rafa_paleo https://patreon.com/Rafapaleo https://tabernadisforme.blogspot.com/?m=1

Venga, como tengo un ratito, voy a traduciros el famoso Hilo del Bar Nazi, publicado en Twitter el julio de 2020 por Michael Tager. Va a partir del próximo tuit y, aunque no lo entrecomille, son sus palabras, no las mías, obviamente. Pero es una historia universal que todo el mundo debe conocer :)

Pantallazo del hilo de@IAmRageSparkle en Twitter. Texto en inglés:

I was at a shitty crustpunk bar once getting an afterwork beer. One of those shitholes where the bartenders clearly hate you. So the bartender and I were ignoring one another when someone sits  next to me and he immediately says, "no. get out."

And the dude next to me says, "hey i'm not doing anything, i'm a paying customer." and the bartender reaches under the counter for a bat or something and says, "out. now." and the dude leaves, kind of yelling. And he was dressed in a punk uniform, I noticed.

I asked what that was about and the bartender was like, "you didn't see his vest but it was all nazi shit. Iron crosses and stuff. You get to recognize them."

And i was like, ohok and he continues.

"you have to nip it in the bud immediately. These guys come in and it's always a nice, polite one. And you serve them because you don't want to cause a scene. And then they become a regular and after awhile they bring a friend. And that dude is cool too.

And then THEY bring friends and the friends bring friends and they stop being cool and then you realize, oh shit, this is a Nazi bar now. And it's too late because they're entrenched and if you try to kick them out, they cause a PROBLEM. So you have to shut them down.

And i was like, 'oh damn.' and he said "yeah, you have to ignore their reasonable arguments because their end goal is to be terrible, awful people."

I haven't forgotten that at all.

A massive Delapparentia is left behind after getting stuck in the mud. It’s not a natural trap; he’s simply very old, and his weakness and difficulty moving do the rest on a surface that the herd has crossed without any trouble—a herd that will leave him behind without a moment’s hesitation

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Un enorme y anciano Delapparentia queda atrapado en el barro cual presidenta de comunidad autónoma en la compra fraudulenta de un ático mientras el resto de su manada lo deja atrás sin ninguna clase de remordimiento. Su destino a corto plazo va a ser luchar mientras lo rodean los carroñeros

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En lo alto de las montañas Annuli, en la isla de Ulthuan una expedición de la Guardia del mar de Lothern busca expulsar a unos asquerosos goblins que han acampado en las ruinas de un antiguo monolito sagrado

El despliegue de las dos bandas de guerraEl despliegue elficoEl despliegue goblin

Para llevar ya un tiempo, madre mía la de obras rotundas y relevantes (venga, dejémoslo al menos en interesantes) que ha dado la IAgen, ¿eh? En resumen: la masificación de lo anodino, superfluo y efímero, las "bragas a un euro" e inundar a cascoporro la distribución en un toma el dinero y corre.

Regreso al futuro 2 predijo la videollamada, los anuncios con hologramas, la contraseña biométrica... y un pueblo en el caos por el poder de un millonario egocéntrico, hortera, corrupto e infiel, en un matrimonio sin amor, con una torre con su nombre y sale en la tele diciendo “God Bless America”.

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I have tweaked my regular Soulblight Gravelords list for the new season. Vhordrai is feeling a bit unwieldy, so I've replaced him with a Wight Lord on Skeletal Steed and 10 Barrow Knights. Now that I've painted the Wight King model I have painted all my Soulblight Gravelords.

The Games Workshop Soulblight Gravelords Wight King on Skeletal Steed sitting on a painting handle to raise it above the five Games Workshop Barrow Knights arrayed before it. All are painted with dirty, rusted and aged armour, with pops of red and purple.

He estado revisando las reglas, además de un par de escenarios han añadido reglas de clima, de caos de batalla y adversidades lo que da un rollo más narrativo, aleatorio y caótico, repito todo esto ya se ha hecho anteriormente y nunca ha funcionado en el Antiguo Warhammer Fantasy

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Rafa paleo@rafapaleo.bsky.social · 3d ago

Battle march (sin haber jugado ni una sola partida ni siquiera al juego grande así que esto es hablar por hablar con el carajillo en la barra) debería haber sido como Spearhead,con listas cerradas y revisión de perfiles pero el equipo de Old World son unos cobardes gallinas capitanes de las sardinas

Had a great Old World game with the Night Goblins taking on the Hochland as I teach a friend the game. As always the contagious panic hurt my poor Ld 5 Gobbos who spent most of the game running away.

An Old World board set up with a game in progress. The board shows some farmland with scattered buildings and a crossroads. An Empire Hochland army in red and green advances while Night Goblin advanced units (squigs and a reckless giant) rush to meet them.A unit of Empire Great swords charge into a pack of squigs, easily cutting through them and pushing forwards.Two thin units of Hochland handgunners advance slowly, securing a deadly firing line against the greenskin advance.Squig Hoppers charge into the Empire Militia and light cavalry units.