I can't stop thinking about how I want to make a ttrpg that completely changes the mechanics by which your character is played depending on their "class"; I'll do it if I can figure out how to not make it a nightmare for the DM.

It’s like my great-grandpappy always used to say, “Make sure you understand game theory because it is 100% being used on you.”

A chain of bed-and-breakfasts with cross-dressing crabs. Call it Dungeness in Drag Inns.

Humor is subjective, and I for one think it would be hilarious if Rand Paul’s head, of its own accord and autonomy, spontaneously imploded.

Has anyone ever done Boy George and Michael Jackson fusing together Dragon Ball Z-style to make a single George Michaels?

Just learned that my wife believes that 90% of songs on the radio are 100% autobiographical, which is an insane thing to believe 😂

Idk honestly, probably Dog of Wisdom. It’s as much an honest-to-dog insight into what’s going on in my brain as anything else.

Dig Of Wisdom

Alt: Dog of Wisdom, sitting upon a cloud and yapping its good wisdoms.

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Nanoraptor@nanoraptor.danamania.com · 2w ago

You suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?

Also, if any of my friends at SDCC wanna spread the word I'm freelancing that would be rad, it's hard to reach everyone with social media these days. And go tell your favorite publisher they should consider hiring me to make great books for them. I'm ready to cook.

Amelia Shepherd: You Should Hire Me!

Alt: Amelia Shepherd: You Should Hire Me!

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Konner Knudsen 🌈@penzerker.bsky.social · 2w ago

I'm looking for some new gigs to keep me busy through the end of summer. If you need an editor please reach out for a chat. Mainly looking to work on Comics, prose, and TTRPGs, but I'm open to pretty much anything. Penzerker.com

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

I just picked up a precision tool set with like FIFTEEN different types of tip. Types I didn’t even know existed! I don’t think I’ve been as pleased or excited with a purchase since I bought my copy of the Oxford Etymological Dictionary! #righttorepair

Reading the Gormenghast novels for the first time and man, are they a treat. Peake’s writing is succulent — “His voice came down from the shadows in huge wads of sound, or like the warm, sick notes of some prodigious mouldering bell of felt.” It’s the kind of sentence you re-read just for the joy.

once again thinking about the best Lord of the Rings meme

We hit #1 😭 thanks everyone

Zach Hazard Vaupen@emo-sludge.com · 3w ago

The LIMINAL HORROR DELUXE EDITION has just hit digital marketplaces! Print editions is coming later this year (date announcement coming very soon) Get a copy now: goblinarchives.itch.io/liminal-horr... Scare your friends and survive the horror

TLDR: we want to talk to YOU about your experiences with TTRPGs both inside and outside of the Lore Link app! Check out our latest blog post for more info about our goals and how to contact us -- email, Discord, OR if you'll be at Gen Con, stop by Booth 2862 to chat with the team in person!

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New blog post as we roll into the weekend! Help us help you. Check out "Spill the Tea" and have a fantastic weekend! lorelink.com/blog/spill-t...

The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social

Hack. Churn. Survive. Repeat. Dead Net, our solo game of high-tech lowlifes pulling paydata from dead megacorps, is coming to Kickstarter. Sign up or miss out, Reggie.

Coming soon: Dead Net - A Solo Tabletop RPG for High-Tech Low-Lifes

Dive the Dead Net, snag the paydata, survive the churn.

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Let’s resurrect John Brown and give him a nuke, fuck it

The best fighting game was Tekken 2 and it’s not even close.

Listened to three Boomtown Rats albums today and I don’t know who needs to hear this but The Boomtown Rats fucking rule. Y’all been keeping this from me.

I have been saying this for twenty years: To be good at an art-form you must also understand what exists beyond that art-form or you are doomed to do what has already been done but worse for better only happens when you bring yourself and what you see uniquely to the work.

MegaApple@megaapple18.bsky.social · 2mo ago

This one reply really struck me

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Me: “Mitch McConnell is apparently brain-dead.” Wife: “… Aaaand this is news?”

Happy America, Reconstruction wasn't harsh enough on the CUSA traitors.

This sounds so cool 🥺

The radical left is trying to change fireworks to fireWOKES

Bring back Bombshell, we need more Nazi hating superheroes

‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios

No, YOURE staying up too late making irresponsible decisions close the ThriftBooks app you don’t need to shop for books when you’re sleep deprived.

Once I was running a D&D campaign and a prospective player asked if he could play a muppet homebrew race. I was super intrigued with the idea but it wasn’t right for the campaign. I kinda wish I’d said yes though.

Got a horror or Weird fiction manuscript that needs an editor's eyes? I'm now booking developmental editing and line & copy editing clients for the second half of July. Reach out if you'd like to work together!