Adam Rakunas

@rakdaddy.bsky.social

I'm not happy to be here, but I'm happy you're here. Unbelievably cranky lawyer. I wrote some books. Opinions are my own. Subtext is for cowards. http://www.giro.org

Hearing on good authority that Police Chief Shon Barnes has just been fired. He just left the mayor's office this evening after being inside for quite a while. Barnes is currently calling around the police department to tell his captains. Still waiting on confirmation from mayor's office and SPD.

If every life has equal value, every loss deserves equal mourning. My latest column examines why Seattle rallies after some tragedies but too often looks away when violence strikes Rainier Beach, Hillman City, Brighton, and other South Seattle neighborhoods.

COLUMN | Gun Violence Didn't Move to Seattle Center. Our Attention Did.

Seattle rallied when gun violence struck its "civic living room." Marcus Harrison Green asks why South End deaths have so rarely received the same urgency.

southseattleemerald.org

I just saw a meme that said “get in losers, we’re reclaiming the emdash”. People. PEOPLE. Where are your STANDARDS? It CLEARLY should be “get in, losers — we’re reclaiming the em dash.”

Nothing like reading a SCOTUS decision only to come a Clarence Thomas concurrence where he cites eight of his opinions *and* says the Court is wrong because it's not doing something first done in Queen Mary's time (aka the mid-16th Century).

With a little over two weeks until the Washington bar exam, the only advice I have is that you should get a breakfast burrito at Restaurant El Ranchero on W Nob Hill Blvd, but probably not on the first day of the exam.

Friends, check in on your recent law school graduates as they prepare for the bar exam. Make sure they're hydrated and have been removed from their chairs every few days so they don't grow taproots.