SMH

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 3h ago

Police in Wisconsin used Flock to track a man who traveled to Michigan, where marijuana is legal, then back to Wisc., where it is illegal They then used his travel as part of the probable cause justification to search his car for weed and he eventually was arrested

Best take ever presented on this wild ass show.

𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐨 & 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧@quietblkgrl.blacksky.app · 14h ago

Okay this was funny (absolutely right about the pet thing)

Can’t lie, I’m a little nervous to try this Xochiteco pepper I know the smaller Mexican varieties can have some punch. 🌱

Dropped off a quart of pickles I made to the bar down the street and I don’t think I’ve ever seen that woman smile so hard before 😂

Smile, shoulders, butt, hot sauce, baking, and somehow my bald head because it’s not shaped weird.

#BlackAugust🌻@backwoodsweetie.blacksky.app · 3d ago

What do you often get complimented on? For me .. it's my smile, my hair, or my phone lol

Watermelon is almost bigger than my hand at this point. I am excited.

Made a little something for dinner tonight. Broiled orange roughy, rice pilaf and roasted zucchini from the garden.

Sheesh

Mr Jet Set@metroman80.bsky.social · 3d ago

Immaculate sausage over here.

Road trips on the highway, yeah.

Six@sixdos.blacksky.app · 6d ago

Do you use cruise control?

😂😂😂

Mr Jet Set@metroman80.bsky.social · 6d ago

Got some flowers in the garden.

Damn near two months of no rain is followed up with nearly 2” of rain yesterday. Harvest this morning was pretty good!

My crimsons sweet watermelon got some size this past week! Also the paprika plant at my mom’s house is doing way better than the one at my garden. Must be the extra heat from growing in containers. 🌱

Margarita cucumbers are coming along and I picked my first ripe one. Cucumber beetles are a pain to deal with though. Got my first ripe cherry tomatoes. Hopefully more to come. Golden zucchini looking good still. Serrano peppers are looking great Dragons Toe peppers are forming. 🌱

I’m caught up with the skyline and I really wish I hadn’t gotten caught up 😑

I had some extra tomato plants so I have a couple to my dad since he said he was thinking about cleaning out a patch of the yard. This fool got a ripe tomato before me 😑🌱

www.fda.gov/safety/recal... Signing up for that CSA has been one of the smartest things I’ve done in the last 10 years.

Midwest Poultry Services. L.P. Recalls Shell Eggs Due to Possible Salmonella Enteritidis Contamination

Midwest Poultry Services, L.P. is voluntarily recalling 1,589,577 dozen white shell eggs and brown cage free shell eggs produced in Texas because they have the potential to be contaminated with Salmon...

fda.gov

Pretty sure I’m “Baby It’s Cold Outside” sex

stable strategies@stablestrategys.bsky.social · 2w ago

y’all ever do the math and figure out what kinda sex you were. i was anniversary sex

I get a gift basket for chocolate and cookies every Christmas from a client, I have to run it past compliance every single year to make sure it’s not over the monetary threshold 😭

Lizzy@luvrunr.bsky.social · 2w ago

I can’t even accept a grill from a client, meanwhile…

Yall made fun of old people for shopping on QVC/HSN and then started ordering off TikTok Shop

Those ankles must be made of vibarinum or something.

𝕴𝖓𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖝 𝕾𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖎𝖆@infernatrixsophia.bsky.social · 2w ago

A Chinese shoe manufacturer made this video to show how indestructible their shoes are and y'all I'm much too gay for this 🥵

As someone that ate 4 of them while I was there in April, I didn’t see anything like that. The natives can chime in too.

Tiricohairline@trejames.blacksky.app · 2w ago

Was watching, "Emeril Cooks" last night, his guests were crawfish farmers, so he made crawfish dishes. The last thing he made was a crawfish boil and everything was going fine until they put ravioli's in it at the end... Is ravioli a thing (It better not be) in New Orleans crawfish boils?

Imagine running for your life into a bomb shelter, thinking you're safe, and then her face appears like a Saw movie is starting.

Bill@bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 2w ago

??????

Weekend update from the garden. Little watermelon forming from a plant I have in a container at my moms house SuperMax cucumbers already producing after planting seeds on 6/7 Margarita cucumbers coming along Sad little onion that I thought died after a cold snap in May.

George W. was in his first term when that happened, it shouldn’t even count anymore.

🫧Mari🧿™️@chimchamri.bsky.social · 3w ago

Question: have you ever fucked around with a coworker? If so, WHY.

That call center at my job was a mess until they went remote in 2020. Just a bunch of college graduates being a mess. 😂

Cocoa Deluxe@seauxcocoa.bsky.social · 3w ago

Half the ppl in Call Centers be fucking. Especially in your 20s

Canada got Chicago smelling like Jones BBQ and Foot Massage

Final garlic report: gotta remember to fertilize twice next time. Only did it once this year and bulbs were not as big. Did it twice last year and bulbs were much bigger. 🌱