Dr. Crud
@raptorbreath.bsky.social
shrek dick expert, forklift certified, trophy husband, renowned lawyer with a focus on witch law inventor of onion air
if james carville was alive he'd be so mad
VoteHub@votehub.com · 6h agoVoteHub projects Abdul El-Sayed to win the Democratic primary for Michigan U.S. Senate.
a chopped cheese? it becomes a chomped cheese once i get my hands on it if you understand my meaning
just heard a loud ass plane flying overhead. turn ur shit down idiot 😤
you wanna put me on a brief hold? you can briefly hold DEEZ NUTS
i'm not gonna read the article and will just assume it's diet coke only and all other diet sodas are perfectly fine
Miami Herald@miamiherald.com · yesterdayStudy reveals cognitive decline linked to drinking Diet Coke daily
what time do you start getting ready for work? can i come observe and critique your routine?
look how high i can piss ( ˃ᯅ˂ ) (っค้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้c )
he wouldn't have been wearing his hat at the time because back in that era, you had to bring your own container for popcorn, so he improvised and used his hat
Patrick Monahan@pattymo.com · 5d agojust saw this on a truck while driving today. i am forced to assume the driver is a true outlaw (skeleton) and a lone wolf but also the leader of the wolfpack
"this vehicle makes wide right turns" ok maybe stop being rude and change your behavior
there's should be a law that if you're balding, you have to grow out a rat tail for at least 4 years before you can shave everything off
just used a disney princess hand soap, so i am now a disney princess. AMA
a team of archaeologists is working around the clock to figure out what these are
