🚨BREAKING🚨 Bluesky Update added feature to send GREEN GOBLIN TRUCK from Stephen King's MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE to selected users
sorry my mom says you’re too dumb to hang out with
i bring a very “telling people that using the r-slur makes them sound like a teenage boy” vibe that women in their mid-to-late 20s don’t really like
been blasting the new water damage record for the last day and a half straight and the stooges cover on there is so fucking funny. playing the verse riff for like nine minutes straight before blasting into the chorus for exactly eight bars and then turning that into another eight minute loop
forgot to stretch before my run this morning and still matched yesterday’s PB pace i think motorik music has tricked my brain into enjoying exercise
guys feel free to print this out to inspire yourself to be worse
every morning i wake up and go on a genocidal warpath now. i get out on my roof and every lanternfly in sight gets hit with like twenty stone cold stunners courtesy of me
Air to Ground Message: QUITE THE LIGHT SHOW WE ARE GETTING LOL Area: Valparaiso, IN, USA Type: Bombardier CRJ900 A: #ac633b88934 F: #fb1b92087b1
every someone tries to do an impression of orson welles on here it’s never really accurate or as funny as they think, a jimmy stewart impression on the other hand? always hits
If your made up character’s name isn’t respected by spellcheck it does not warrant a real-world grave
all their records kind of grasp at achieving this effect but this is the most a Water Damage album has sounded like a paulstretched garage rock single (positive)
rows™@ratsbastard.bsky.social · 2d agoi put this on for the first time at the gym and broke my running PB again so consider that my endorsement
i put this on for the first time at the gym and broke my running PB again so consider that my endorsement
Repair, by Water Damage
4 track album
waterdamage12xu.bandcamp.com
Air to Ground Message: GOOOOOD MOOOOORNING, MIAMI Area: Austin, TX, USA Type: Airbus A320neo A: #aa2f14a248f F: #fdf851ec034
花火は綺麗ですね。花火の音は苦手です。がんぼるぞい。 translation: Fireworks are beautiful. I don't like the sound of them, though.
Air to Ground Message: NO I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE PROBLEMATIC FOR YOU Area: Austin, TX, USA Type: Embraer 170 A: #ad84fdc3e33 F: #ff540dc7681
<*talking at the guy bagging at my groceries*> well i’m just glad it’s a homosexually inclusive Sex Purge, yknow?
instagram having scheduled messages is one of the most psychotic features i can imagine adding to a social media DM function, which is why naturally i’m using it to do A+ bits in the group chat
Green Blast 'I.Q.: Intelligent Qube' PlayStation
every day i’m surprised at the new methods they find to make Going on Computer a worse experience for everyone
