I like having conversations on social media; It's like I'm talking to myself… which I am.

I'd rather hit myself in the face with a hammer, than go to "Camp looksmax".

With the right attitude and tools, any house can become a "fixer-upper".

Clever twats

I'm really annoyed at people who say "A.I. can't be stopped!". It can. Turn off the goddamned power. That's it. A.I. rein of terror, stopped.

Life flashed before my eyes when I fell in the cereal aisle.

Seán Ferrick@seanferrick.bsky.social · 2d ago

I was tempted to pirate HP, curiosity and all that. But @jessiegender.bsky.social is right - think of the amount of times HBO commented on GOT leaks and downloads, just as an example. They DO track these things, and even that drives interest. Let this show die. Trans people deserve better.

Sometimes I'll be reading something and realize half way thru the paragraph that it's in another language and that I don't understand a word. This has happened multiple times.

All's well But I have not been to Flavor Town All's well But I have not been to Flavor Town Toll the bell Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives, All's well Twentieth restaurant dies

If dinosaurs are fake, then how do we have dinosaur chicken nuggets? Checkmate, christians.

I think if we pooled our money together, we too, could buy a senator. bUt WhAt AbOuT tHe LaW? Oh, foolish person. We're lawless, but not like the cool kind named Lucy.

I often second guess myself when commenting on things. "Is the Burger King's real name Hungry Jack?" and send.

If dinosaurs are fake, then how do we have dinosaur chicken nuggets? Checkmate, christians.

Am I depressed or is society in imminent collapse? Yes, probably.

I think if we pooled our money together, we too, could buy a senator. bUt WhAt AbOuT tHe LaW? Oh, foolish person. We're lawless, but not like the cool kind named Lucy.

The shirt down below is my drawing, buy it and some other things from the site and support @mc.frontalot.com!

MC Frontalot@mc.frontalot.com · 5d ago

Also, hey, I keep hearing that CDs are back, and guess what, there's plenty of them here: frontalot.square.site

So many of these rappers from my generation are never beating the "terrible, horrible, no-good politics" allegations

SiriusXM Urban View@urbanviewradio.bsky.social · 5d ago

Eminem and Kid Rock Prioritize Friendship Over Politics on New Track: 'We Hope That Sets an Example' @officialtedwinn.bsky.social @claycane.bsky.social #ClayCaneShow www.complex.com/music/a/will...

Happy Mary Shelley's Birthday, to all who celebrate. Wow, that year went by quickly. We only worked on five Frankensteins since the last birthday. 🙂 @llfstudio.bsky.social

“They gang raped a woman but we can’t expel them as they have promising futures.” This is exactly why a rapist became president.

I don't fuck with autocorrect. I'd rather have a typo than something I can't control changing the meaning of my writing.

Who will be the one to make this campaign METAL

Quit perjuring yourself, quit perjuring yourself, quit perjuring yourself, quit perjuring yourself, quit perjuring yourself, quit perjuring yourself…

I've been doing this bit where, I get hired to do a job, and then I do that job for 40 hours a week, and, this is so funny, I do all the things they ask me to do, and then when I retire I go "GOTCHA!!" hahahahahaha oh man, it's so funny! I'm wasting my potential though… that's part of the bit.

I could get so many hobbies done if I didn't have this particular brain.

My erotic Star Shrek novels were rejected again. "You should have a niche" they said…

My mother always told me, "Violins is never the answer". Not quite sure why.

not my birthday but I’m not gonna let that stop me from eating a whole cake

Rain so hard it bullies you to into giving up your lunch money.