Actual reply from Claude: Step 1: Call Oman 📞 (the Gulf state everyone likes) Step 2: give 5th Fleet a vacation in a Gulf ports (the US has done versions of this before) Step 3: Hope Iran is having a chill day 🙏 Step 4: Explain to Congress why oil is $150/barrel
someone at the pentagon frantically typing “Claude, open the strait of Hormuz for me, quickest possible strategy, make no mistakes.”