Hello from Gen Con mortals! Xanxost is sorry about the big storm. Xanxost packed some chaos stuff from Limbo for the trip and it got loose.
Ray Vallese
@rayvallese.bsky.social
I edit, proofread, and occasionally write things, mostly games and books.
Many beings enjoy doing this to slaadi because the rough skin scrubs their face clean! Sometimes clean off.
Jax "unembarrassed unrestrained semiotic yelling" Romana🌹🌈@rufflejax.bsky.social · 5d agorubbing my face on @xanxost.bsky.social like a cat to show my affection for the foremost scholar of the Great Wheel
Greetings from Gen Con mortals! The spellslingers on the beach forgot to announce that they are teaming up with Xanxost to make books about Xanxost! The reason they forgot is they do not know it yet. But Xanxost will show them it is a good idea! Xanxost just needs to get some rocks first.
Hello mortals! It is Gen Con time in your famous city Indianapolisburg! Xanxost will be there to research what mortals are saying about the planes. If you see Xanxost, please come up and say "Hello Xanxost!" Try not to look like food when you do it.
Hello mortals! Did you know the Outer Planes also have a famous story called The Odyssey? It is the story of a man who takes a crew and sets out to travel the entire Great Ring but they go to Limbo first and a red slaad eats them. It is a short story.
Prompting an LLM is like making a wish in a roleplaying game. You've gotta be very careful with the wording or you won't like the results.
There are ways to trim your videogame development budget, and then there are *ways* to trim your videogame development budget.
Elf fingers work best when prepared with surprise. You sneak up to the elf while they are busy thinking about barmy elf things and rip their fingers off. Sometimes the hand or arm comes off too and that is okay. Just keep practicing!
azurel, third night of the eclipse@spaceprincessecho.bsky.social · 2w ago... depends. How are the elf fingers prepared?
Hello mortals! Xanxost hears there is a Prime Material Plane lettuce that makes your butt explode. Oho! All glory to your graybeards for creating the perfect snack and/or weapon of war. Xanxost is coming with two bags of holding! Do you take elf fingers in trade?
Hello mortals! Xanxost was asked how to stay cool when it is very hot outside. The answer is simple! Dig a big hole and fill it with cold liquid like high elf blood or wood elf blood or dark elf blood or sea elf blood. Then leave it and go on a vacation to the Ice Wastes of the Abyss.
Hello mortals! Xanxost met a new dretch in the Abyss who says his name is Linseed. His new job is licking Juiblex clean and he will be good at it because he did the same thing for a big smelly blob in his mortal life. The lesson is experience counts! Prepare for the afterlife you want!
Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory
I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects
Sucks that this 64 year old Rocky & Bullwinkle joke still hits now
Reading the Swan Boy webcomic is like being stuck on a tour bus hijacked by a confused wizard who shows you all the coolest stuff you wouldn't have seen otherwise
Dreamboat Branny 🦢@bransonreese.bsky.social · 2mo agoThe Noel Goes to Hooters arc has officially ended. If you wanna read it from the sort of beginning, start here: swanboy.com/comic/40andme/
We don’t usually get to see each other’s header images. Here’s mine. I stand by this statement.
Steven E Schend@vistagmedia.bsky.social · 2mo agoWe don’t usually get to see each other’s header images. Mine’s the moral imperative from a Captain America image
The woods are lovely, dark and deep, But I have promises to keep, And hamburger to help before I sleep, And hamburger to help before I sleep.
Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer
Slightly increase a band. They ARE giants.
Scott Fitzgerald Gray@scottfgray.bsky.social · 3mo agoSlightly increase a band. Red Floyd.
This was originally rejected by my editor at Marvel, but it was always one of my favourites, so you get to see it here! Sunday Funnies YAY!
@tomlommel.com I'm finally watching Paradise and hear the president say "Where are my nerds?" and see this. Maybe people will start shouting "YO, WHERE ARE MY NERDS" at you in the street.
have you ever noticed that kermit the frog is in the black lodge
Oops -- I need to go into my Bluesky settings and toggle off the cognitive dissonance.
It's getting harder and harder to tell Trump's letters from the letters of Lazlo Toth*, great American. * Don Novello, aka Father Guido Sarducci.
Editing. The author said that the mighty Thor, god of thunder, is especially formidable because he can also summon lighting. Big deal. I can do that too.
When I edit punctuation in manuscripts, I remove commas from writers who have too many and give them to writers who need more. Yes, I am a Comma-unist.
