This man got drunk and woke up in my child's Netflix account and he won't leave.
Ryan DiGiorgi
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Senior Games Writer/Designer at Netflix | Voice of Craig on Magic Tavern | Prvs: Directed Quiplash 2, Tee KO, Fibbage 3, Fibbage 4, others at Jackbox | Friday streams twitch.tv/rdigiorgi | LinkTree: https://t.co/Psf3cYz51F | He/Him
This is great because my main problem with Taco Bell has been not enough people witnessing me consuming it.
Generative AI only makes sense if your worldview is that there is no value in pursuit, only in end product. And also the quality of the end product doesn't matter either. It's like an alien saying "Why does your species take 80 years to die, when you could walk off a cliff in seconds?"
Willie at least figure out your shit before you text. "I'm thinking of asking you out, would you say yes and also pay for it?"
Just outstanding work. theonion.com/paramedics-p...
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"If you wish to see a virgin on-screen, this is one of your better chances," I say as I proudly present a gift-wrapped copy of "Homeward Bound" at the company white elephant exchange.
John Pontoon, dissident revenant@johnpontoon.bsky.social · 3mo agoI have all the answers. It turns out they’re pathetic answers.
If CEOs want AI to take jobs this badly, I can think of a job they could have that provides zero value to the world already.
VGC@videogameschronicle.com · 3mo agoEpic Games CEO Tim Sweeney has argued that AI could’ve made Destiny more profitable. vgc.news/news/epic-ga...
Nice to see they're keeping up with the latest trends over at the cosa nostra.
Just spun up a Jellyfin server and tried to one-handed type "Jellyfin tips and guides" into YouTube but ended up with "helpful tips for girls." Guys, did you know women have it kind of rough???
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
Hi, guy who runs one of the fastest-growing publications in the United States. If you use AI here to write you are summarily shunned. It is instantly recognizable as hack shit.
Jonathan Bernstein@jonbern.bsky.social · 4mo agothis is not true, and this guy doesn't speak for me! nymag.com/intelligence...
I'm learning that whoever used to have my number was pretty cool.
Fortunately, there are numbers to multiply by that are bigger than two.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5mo agoBezos on CNBC: "You could double the taxes I pay, and it's not gonna help that teacher in Queens. I promise you."
I'm not even going to explain what this was before the autocorrect, I stand by the question.
Pretty sure it's impossible to both deserve a golden statue and also choose to commission one of yourself. Try to imagine any non-asshole thinking "people will enjoy this golden statue of me."
New York Magazine@nymag.com · 5mo agoThe gold, 22-foot Donald Trump statue definitely isn’t a false idol. You can tell because Trump’s pastor friend said of the new statue at his Doral golf course, “Let me be clear: this is not a golden calf.”
No big deal, just the new game I worked on chilling at the very top of the netflix.com homepage. Pretty big banner! Must be a good game??? I dunno, maybe play it this weekend and see! Just search for "Gifted" or blindly click the first thing you see on Netflix right now which is also "Gifted."
I wrote for this Netflix game a while ago and it’s finally out! It’s a party game where you make demented internet memes. And if you’re a Netflix subscriber, you already have it!
Ryan DiGiorgi@rdigiorgi.com · 5mo agoHey Party People! The game I've been pouring my blood sweat and other liquids into is finally out and it's only on Netflix! It's perfect for game night, and since it's got online matchmaking, it's also perfect for sad and alone night! If you hate it, I'll eat my hat! www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_6v...
Hey Party People! The game I've been pouring my blood sweat and other liquids into is finally out and it's only on Netflix! It's perfect for game night, and since it's got online matchmaking, it's also perfect for sad and alone night! If you hate it, I'll eat my hat! www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_6v...
Netflix is a Joke Presents: Gifted | Official Game Trailer | Netflix
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Well this is very nice. Thank you, Brian.
Brian Phillips@brianphillips.lol · 6mo agoI wrote about The Onion and Infowars
