Every time I see one of these big announcements reminding us that a woman’s place is in the home I wonder how many men would give up my paycheck for that…

Dan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News@froomkin.bsky.social · 4h ago

This breathless NYT article omits a key fact: This would be illegal. The law that created the fund stipulates that it is to help working parents afford quality child care, with the money going to eligible providers. https://www.nytimes.com/2026/09/05/us/politics/stay-at-home-parents-subsidies.html

Committed to a blanket that kinda coordinates with the couch. Some assembly required. 🧶

I make fun of the Big Ass Couch my husband picked, but this thing is great.

I honestly think Bartolo Colon should be on an MLB roster until he dies

Kicky Sam loves 🌈 Charlie🐾 - Segrenterri ov Bisk@kickysam49.com · 11h ago

Every major league team should have to have at least one player over 40. Unprecedented Old Man Things™️ are one of the great joys of baseball

Post a picture of you from another era Back in my biker chick days

Eric Bellmore @bellmore.bsky.social · 11h ago

Post a picture of you from another era (My favorite pic of young me)

When your cleaning products have Pseudomonas…

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · yesterday

6.3M cleaning products sold at Walmart, Costco recalled due to dangerous bacteria contamination

does he dream of snuggles… or revenge?!

public health guy@publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 22h ago

your cat dreams about you

I’m never gonna take the dialect quiz again because when it first came out I got the most delightfully unhinged results. I am keeping my “Boston, Miami, Honolulu” sampler platter forever.

One of the area rugs I just bought came rolled around a thin cardboard tube. If there had been two my husband and I could’ve had a lightsaber fight

Ian Boudreau@ianboudreau.com · yesterday

I was trying to find an art asset for a client and instead unearthed this dumb thing I made back in the twitter days

I want to make sure everyone in the city is aware that SUNY Downstate operates a large and extremely skilled LGBTQ and gender affirming care clinic, and we have repeatedly reiterated our intention to go to jail before we stop.

Chris Geidner@chrisgeidner.bsky.social · yesterday

BREAKING: The U.S. Department of Justice announced on Friday that it reached an “agreement” with Mount Sinai Health System in which it will “cease providing” gender-affirming medical care to minors and dedicate $2 million to providing care to those “suffering harmful consequences” of such care.

Why have I found cause to use this image multiple times in 2026?…

Blue Heron Farm@blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 2d ago

This should go without saying, but do not buy or wear AI fart underwear.

My man looks like he adapted a riding mower to roll coal

My NJ friends taught me this is called a Jersey Slide

bobby@bobbylewis.bsky.social · yesterday

it feels very american that the dialect quiz introduced me to new racist phrases

The part that really blows my mind is… $55?!

Mediaite@mediaite.com · 2d ago

Trump Cashes In on ‘Lake America’ Renaming With $55 Hats

Commute time used to be Bluesky Time but now I’m taking the subway again (no signal down here). Gonna have to get creative to entertain myself

Old man with a combover singing “Let’s Spend the Night Together” presumably to himself. I’ve missed the subway.

Can’t remember where I put my phone down, but can recite my dad’s longtime landline number (he died in 2011).

Baal@clawfoot.bsky.social · 3d ago

The cutoff is whether you remember having to have to remember phone numbers. ( dude do you remember? we used to have to memorize phone numbers.. like a lot of them)

The 2000s are BACK baby, dust off those reading while driving skills

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d ago

how i be getting around in my car now that Apple Maps and Google Maps are dead to me

My stepdad asked AI about climbing the high peaks of the Adirondacks after age 75 and it basically told him no… which might be the only AI response I kinda agree with 🤣

Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account)@thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 3d ago

Can't help but think of this hiker-rescue story I saw earlier today

Observing that a lot of things that currently suck have their roots in 2020-21 is not the same as “blaming the pandemic for everything.”

I’m definitely making “need area rugs for the living room” more complicated than it needs to be. 🤪

It’s ginger cat appreciation day so you’d better get appreciating.

How wrong is this? Let me count the ways…

Josh Trebach, MD@jtrebach.bsky.social · 4d ago

didn’t think I needed to say this but epipens do not contain beta blockers and this home brew “allergy kit” is not a substitute for an actual epipen

Wanted: A president that will do happy Mamdani style videos of him cheerfully destroying every tacky thing that Trump has done.

TOO SOON! Listen, enjoy your tasty fall desserts and drinks all you want, but let me have some pumpkin-free spaces too

2000s@popculture2000s.bsky.social · 5d ago

august 31st september 1st

It’s absolutely his couch now.

please enjoy new tingler POUNDED BY THE COMPULSION TO CHECK MY PHONE EVEN THOUGH I JUST DID TWO MINUTES AGO BECAUSE BILLIONAIRES ARE MONETIZING OUR ATTENTION WHICH HAS ALREADY RESULTED IN DEVASTATING SOCIETAL HARM out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0HH7RDYV5 and patreon www.patreon.com/chucktingle/...

R Train Problems Episode 2: it’s been “4 minutes away” for a solid 10 minutes

We completely didn’t notice that the fridge had a water dispenser/ice maker before we actually moved in, and we are *loving* it

Am I brave enough to drill a hole for a wall anchor? Like… do I want this mirror badly enough?