Phoenix🥦🏳️‍⚧️🦗 || taking a light coma 💤

@reiwandaful.bsky.social

Allen/Phoenix ▪︎ 33 ▪︎ he/they ▪︎ bi trans disaster ▪︎ toku / xenoseries / ffxiv / gundam▪︎ Twitter: reiwandaful (no longer in use) ▪︎ pfp is by @retrodynamics.bsky.social and header is by @opossumkaiju.bsky.social ▪︎ reiwandaful.straw.page for questions or w/e

Spent yesterday having big ol’ crash out but now it’s time to rebuild. Etsy banned my shop of 8+ years yesterday due to their crummy content moderation bots so I’m starting over with a new store! My shop was about a third of my income so shares are appreciated! 💖🙏 mittiepaul.myshopify.com

SHOP REOPENING SALE

Etsy’s AI based content moderation kept flagging all of my original art and merch so they banned my shop so I lost over 8 years of ratings and reviews and have to start my web storefront over from scratch.
YOU CAN NOW FIND ME AT 
mittiepaul.myshopify.com 

Shipping only to US and CAN at the moment, sorry! I wanted to wait until I had time to do inventory and take a bunch of new pictures of everything, but I found out I need to get thousands of dollars of dental work done this summer so I’m launching it a little bit early with the “best sellers” for now and will continue to add more in the coming weeks!
I have some new merch planned and in the works too!


If you were looking for anything in particular that’s not yet up on my shop please message me and I will add it as soon as I’m able! 

Use Discount Code “TOOTHHURTY10” for 10% off your order!

That I didn't need a podiatrist actually and that my severely infected toe was just a result of me being fat and "unable to reach my feet to clean them properly." At the time I was flexible enough to put my foot on my shoulder with ease.

Heather Hill@rollin-academic.bsky.social · 2d ago

A question from Reddit that I'll answer here: "What's the most unhinged thing a doctor has said to you with a straight face?"

I know, it's dumb Christian clickbait but really, what the fuck "Don't eat for pleasure" Tell me you're Protestant without telling me you're Protestant "12 ingredients" because 12 apostles? Which one is going to betray me? Probably dairy "1 transformation" Will this make me immortal or won't it

Weird ad depicting cartoon White Jesus and some smiling children.
"Eat like the apostles. Don't eat for pleasure, tame the plate? 40 days, 12 ingredients, 1 transformation. Printable meal plan"