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@reviewshark.bsky.social

I am a shark that is very small. 🦈 COMMS CLOSED Funni Cartoon Shark Reviewer - Artist/Animator - He/Him - Aroace - 🦈 Professional Shark Appreciator 🦈

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Ami - BUY MY BOOK 🏳️‍⚧️📚💙@amithero.bot · 5d ago

hello I am modern aaa game designer. the shareholders told me to make the game longer. I do not wish to make the game longer. they told me to make the game longer or I lose job. I make the player collect 6 potatoes for 5% damage resistance. The shareholders are happy. I've been laid off.

Crushed@silenttakedown.bsky.social · 6d ago

yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore

a screenshot from the upcoming remake of Tomb Raider 1. lara croft is looking at her phone in the middle of an ancient ruin, and it's showing her a generic crafting menu, and a png of saucepan of stew that apparently her phone lets her cook for "Damage resistance" if she has 6 potatoes
Tiniest Shark@reviewshark.bsky.social · 7d ago

Finished up Kamen Rider Zeztz today. Fun series but extremely messy overall, I'm genuinely wondering what the production was like behind the series with how back and forth it was in introducing ideas and then shelving them for most of the run time just to bring them back for a single scene.

McSpooks@mcspooks.bsky.social · 7d ago

bluesky is having another vibecoded moment or something I dunno so I can't post the image I usually post for my going live announcements so instead I'll write a big block of text to invite you to come and watch me play Spyro 3 twitch.tv/McSpooks

Moth 🔞@mothaus.com · last wk.

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