🩸Prince Solvei✨

@rhoiadaimon.bsky.social

24, she//he//it, TMA hemithelus, vampire prince/ss from dawnland/novangia, scientific socialist, anti-IP often nsfw

apologies in advance to those of you who followed me because you were hoping to see photos of me being dragged underwater by a siren/mermaid/anglerfish woman and endlessly drowned on account of my immortality (can't die but can still hurt from drowning type scenarios). i'm really sorry about this

I work at Apple and every night they strap me into a booth and let me choose 1,000 people’s alarm clocks to silence. They strap me in and I strain to reach the buttons with my tongue. Thrash against the straps like a muscle of fishmeat. Blister my tongue against the hot buttons.

me: my leige, i have done as you requested. dark lord: ah, you have a summoned a demon? me: a what? oh, no! i thought you said "summon a damen"! dark lord: what? onorato damen: what's going on here? i was told you'd be hosting a debate on the union question!