rtd's ai love gives a lot of context to why he set up a story about tech company but then derailed it into yet another generic RTD apocalypse finale with Sutekh right before the episode got the point he might be expected to say something about tech companies

Nick Fuentes reacting to superchats is like those old comic books with a grouchy character you could write letters to and they'd always comically roast you

if the onion 9/11 issue had actual balls they would have done the objectively funnier bit of the hijackers actually going to heaven

"Everyone is the hero of their own story" is one of the dumbest sociological cliches. No, when the Coca Cola company used right-wing death squads against union leaders in the 90s, they didn't think they were heroes serving a greater good. They did it because it benefited them, and they knew that.

2026 has been a kick in the fucking teeth for basically everyone on earth except the dozen biggest and wealthiest pieces of shit who have ever lived in human history

this version of Dr Who (this line is from the annual short story The Lair of Zarbi Supremo) will always beat RTD's super angsty Doctor in my mind. I like that Moffat returned the Doctor to this version. The "I am an idiot" speech from Death in Heaven is lovely.

Cowards for not calling this "Dark Gallifrey: The Crispy Master"

“The mathematicians have only interpreted the world. The point, however, is to change it." - The Monitor of Logopolis

big finish's Master-based spin-offs are some of the most solid output of Modern BF. Master!, War Master, and Missy series are far more consistently entertaining than anything they're currently doing that actually has the Doctor in it.

"Sir, we just got the analysis of that stuff from the Jonestown case back from lab, and... it was just Kool Aid, ordinary Kool Aid. The power to die in a ritual mass suicide, it was inside them all along!"

When tech guys post shit like "you use VLC? You should use Twinkle, which you can get by reading this 500 page page PDF on how to depack the qwertybash command prompt from github, IDIOT!" do they really expect anyone to go "wow, I see the error of my ways now!" and switch over?

I'm remembering an episode of MASH where Radar wants to impress a smart nurse so one of the doctors gives him the advice to say 'ah, Bach!' whenever music comes up.

grok what would a smart guy say

The last time I emigrated somewhere without doing my research they elected Donald Trump, can’t recommend it.

WIRED@wired.com · 3d ago

The internet told them Europe was a social paradise. Turns out the trains are awful, the health care isn’t free, and people can be really mean.

"people can be really mean" is the giveaway here to their real issue

WIRED@wired.com · 3d ago

The internet told them Europe was a social paradise. Turns out the trains are awful, the health care isn’t free, and people can be really mean.

Yes, every single individual religious or spiritual person is in fact a fucking moron

If these frat boys were holding up "Stop The Genocide" signs on campus instead of raping women, universities would have expelled them and banned the frats already

It's really funny seeing this image, knowing that the character is going to canonically end up in Outer Space.

DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · last wk.

First look at young Jason with his machete in the ‘FRIDAY THE 13TH’ prequel series.

Once a lift randomly took me to a strange closed off dimly lit floor mostly full of locked storage doors, that wasn't listed on the "you are here" floor map. Exploring that floor is still one of most treasured moments of my life. I felt like a character from a Doctor Who cold open.

democrats will throw you under the bus and then get mad at you for not being on the bus

i bet kant said "fine" when someone asked him how he was at least once like there's no WAY he told the truth every time he was a fuckin fraud for sure

philosophers say shit like "what if elephants aren't real and every time you've seen an elephant or heard of elephants you were briefly hallucinating including this sentence you think you're reading right now" and we have to pretend that's smart cause we can't just make them drink poison anymore

the meme doomer trannies post on here that's like "the only reason lesbians poll as highly accepting of trans people is they think we're just weird genderfucky and don't actually see us as our genders they just SAY they accept us" is such stupid unfalsifiable crap. on par with proposing p-zombies.

a reminder with Christmas coming up that I'm open for commissions of both the bobble and illustration variety! Feel free to DM or email me to discuss.

the fact i can see this image and immediately realise "hey, that's not the reborn master, that's the decayed master after body swapping with the reborn master!" and I still have a girlfriend is why incels really have no excuse

Transphobes saying "you will never be a woman" is so funny because specifying "never" is so unnecessary. Like there's some hypothetical person who believes "you're not a woman yet, but you will be one day, with a lot of gumption, I believe in ya, kid!"

i once spent a night in the cells for being just such a rascally nuisance because i shouted out this while being taken to a police station for shoplifting. worth it tbh.

Well, YouTube is giving me AI generated Lego cult recruitment ads now