trying something new

guy in front of me left his seat over half an hour ago. dead?

Trade xkcd.com/3290/

took a long time to process my payment and don't see a charge on my credit card. looking forward to getting fucked on this one

Bluesky is like a rehab clinic for people whose time on twitter poisoned our brains so our automatic reflex when we see something upsetting is to repost & inflict it on as many ppl as possible but we're surrounded by guys who don't even want to come off the stuff. Still doing it. Passing it round.

i am so excited for reality fracture

So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.

"Tiny Tim, who DESERVED to die,"

The A.V. Club@avclub.com · 3d ago

The film, which stars Johnny Depp, will try to find the "gray area" in A Christmas Carol. www.avclub.com/scrooge-gray...

I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form

Working through my fundraiser paintings and the request here was “paint my two dogs looking happy sitting behind Ben Roethlisberger after he threw an interception”

me: okay and if you punch that wall right there there's actually a hidden 1-up bet you didn't know that haha the caveman I found and unfroze for fun: crork think about change pronoun

upgraded to delta one on the flight to pokemon worlds!

THE WRONG 80 YEAR OLD AGAIN

a reminder to all scryfall scrapers to sanitize your inputs when mschf is involved

but part of why i love TLJ so much is deeply respect how hard it works to fix this and set up for a real banger of a third movie. Did a great job too! It'd take some kind of...generational fumble of incompetent nepobaby white boy dipshits to fuck that perfectly teed ball up.

two full weeks of travel coming up and there's still stuff that needs to be donee for other events

diagnosed "too straight" so the doctors prescribed me lean

found my college id

lets gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i was so sad when i wasn't selected to get an arena badge originally

if you're somehow still alive, and you're seeing this, please - pokemon go to the escape pods

Mika Fae Queen of Night 🏳️‍⚧️@msmaxwellmusic.bsky.social · 3w ago

this has real "final video log on derelict space freighter" vibes

i need to lock in because how was this only two years ago?? life is just a constant stream of taking pictures where i think i look goofy then a couple of years later realizing that i was just being stupid

i referred to duke nukem as dick kickem and now my wife can't stop laughing

people who choose to use millenia of physics, astronomy, and geography knowledge to do this are better than 99.9999% of humanity

852dude@852dude.bsky.social · 3w ago

Bro. People are cool as fuck.

charizard being such a dickhead to a kid who literally saved him from dying in a thunderstorm is so wild like bro you would have DIED in that thunderstorm

4:3 is the perfect ratio because it's the full frame. we started using 16:9 because it was a bigger field of view, but it still cuts off information i record everything in 4:3 and think everyone should

lauren@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 3w ago

i'm ready for 4:3 tv to make a comeback and i can tolerate calling it something really stupid like Home IMAX UltraVision if it gets the job done

had to relocate her from our porch light to the side of the garage