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fighting game goon | writer/translator on Cross Channel and at enaproject | Love Kiseki, Xeno, Project Moon, and VNs/JRPGs in general. もちろん、天才の僕は日本語を話せる。
White people be like… be like uhh *spins roulette* (card declines) Ok no post this week. Fuck me I guess
So, for the non video game nerds: the top 3 hardest things to do in video games is 1. animate changing clothing 2. handing one item to another char 3. Lying under covers in bed. So from a technical perspective, this weird ass Strip Mahjong game is like writing Beethoven's 9th, but for gooning.
famitsu posted a video of what the stripping looks like in the new strip mahjong game and oh my god they're actually doing the fucking undressing without cuts
'Clanker'? I 'hardly know her'! Oh ho ho ho ho ho! Ahem. Excuse me. Just 'my little joke.'
I can only get off to abstract concepts like wealth and power these days
Going to see ‘The Odyssey’. No spoilers for this film. I don’t care that it’s 2,000 years old, I’m very ignorant and
I don’t know which one of you ‘sons of bitches’ ‘passed’ this ‘motherfucking’ ‘bill’ to get this ‘damn shit’ blocking my ‘motherfucking anime,’ but you ‘whole ass motherfuckers’ need to ‘unpass’ this ‘shit.’ You are all ‘fucking ridiculous’ with your ‘goddamn dumbass bitch asses.’
I generally try not to 'vigorously masturbate' while playing any 'turn-based' 'thinky' game (I find it 'too distracting').
I have long felt that several colors were injudiciously named. ‘Pink,’ for example—highly improper. It should have been called ‘blue.’