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@richard-breakfast.bsky.social

Just want: a) an honest government. b) to Rejoin the EU. c) Reform voters to be deported. Don’t want: a) anything to do with cryptocurrency or Trump

That Joshua Bonehill-Paine is a suitable Tory candidate but Grant Shapps and Gavin Barwell have been excluded is quite a good indicator of how many seats the Tories will realistically regain at the next election.

If/when the flag shaggers are next whipped up into a frenzy of hate by Reform’s anti refugee/migrant/Muslim rhetoric, I’m not sure why Zia Yusuf thinks they will treat him any differently to any other non white person? Flag shaggers will hate him just as much, because he’s brown. He must know that?

Zia Yusuf Twitter post about Britain being invaded

11:15am yesterday, our village. Are these the first migrants from Ceuta to reach Dorset? A number of young lads in Cub Scout uniforms leapt out of a minibus & invaded Jill’s shop. They had no idea what Apple Cobbler was and taunted Simple Sally with their woggles. Deport. Now.

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The state of this. A lovely day out for Badenoch and Philp, playing dress up and making pronouncements about early release schemes - having left the country with one hundred available men's prison places, after fourteen years in charge. You read that right. One hundred places.

Opposition Leader Kemi Badenoch and Shadow Home Office Secretary Chris Philp, in high-vis police jackets enjoy a photo opportunity.

I have 2 acquaintances who voted Reform in local elections. Both “read” the S*n. They love Farage, don’t believe he’s dodgy and are frothing at the mouths at the thought of the British Navy sinking dinghies and blowing up “frog” ships. There truly are lots of gullible nutters amongst us 🫤.

The picture on the front of Reform's policy is of HMS Ocean on the River Thames in 2012. It was sold by to the Brazilian navy in 2018. Turns out you can judge a book by its cover.

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In an exclusive interview with The i Paper, the "intergalactic space warrior" confirms he would move to the constituency if he won the election, and as the MP would hope to "increase the fame, prestige and economy of the area"