We’ve been waiting to get one of these for AGES.

It’s raining!

We’ve sent the boat canopy off to be repaired overnight, so OF COURSE it rained for the first time in months last night.

Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.

Lewis Goodall has turned out to be a disappointment. Hasn’t he?

In which you see us on a pedalo in about 35 degree heat. 🥵

The Floating Nomads@thefloatingnomads.com · 5d ago

We were told not to bother with Utrecht. "It's just a student town." We'd already booked five nights, so we were stuck here whether it was worth it or not. New film out now: youtu.be/jhVl2dS0nsI

It really does seem like Farage is absolutely done, doesn’t it?

Half of Europe is on fire. Please consider that before you ask AI to generate another image to amuse 16 people on social media. You may as well be firing a CFC into the ozone layer.

Earlier this year UKRI launched a funding call to invest £40M in ONE AI lab. www.ukri.org/opportunity/... For some unknown reason they decided to fund TWO AI labs at the cost of £60M. An extra £20M. Just found. That's the equivalent of 7 more years of Jodrell Bank. www.ukri.org/news/ukri-la...

UKRI launches two AI research labs to stay ahead in global race

Two new labs will back British researchers to develop next generation artificial intelligence (AI) systems, helping secure the UK’s position as a global leader.

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Astronomer Royal for Scotland | Catherine Heymans@astroroyalscot.bsky.social · last wk.

I'm absolutely devastated for colleagues at Jodrell Bank who found out this morning that funding for the UK's e-MERLIN radio telescope array will be terminated. This is a short-sighted move, to save a tiny fraction of the overall UK science budget. #SaveJodrellBank 🔭🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The signs there when he chained a sex worker to a radiator. www.theguardian.com/music/2026/j...

‘You say genocide, I say war’: Boy George releases pro-Israel song, We Will Dance Again

Culture Club singer sings ‘I stand with the Jews / I don’t feel brave, I just need to behave like a human’, in song defending Israel’s response to Hamas attack

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All aboard the poo train.

@gayishpodcast.bsky.social on why you should give up Harry Potter.

Still using X?

God@thegodshow.com · last wk.

Thou shalt not let the richest man on Earth tell his 250 million followers to murder journalists. Thou shalt lock him up for inciting violence.

This is worth watching just to see Adam’s face when I tell him how much I’ve just paid for a cheese toastie and two pints… in Norway.

The Floating Nomads@thefloatingnomads.com · last wk.

Norway is stunning and staggeringly expensive. We spent a week in the fjords working out whether a cruise is the sensible way to see it. Full film's on YouTube: youtu.be/8xziVes58rY

With his second favourite bin.

Rick Turner@rickturner.bsky.social · 2w ago

With his favourite bin.

It’s so lovely to see that there are so many reports about Farage’s finances and Reform’s shady funding in the news today. The tide really does seem to have turned.

Pedro Pascal Smiling

ALT: Pedro Pascal Smiling

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With his favourite bin.

St Peter is fucking itching to show him a pair of gates. Not that he’ll be going through them.

Mrs. Betty Bowers@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 2w ago

One unleashes the *hounds* of Hell, not the gates of Hell, you illiterate moron.

New film is up. A week in the Norwegian fjords with Holland America, and the most expensive beer we've ever bought in our lives. Norway is stunning and brutal on the wallet. Is a cruise the sensible way to do it? youtu.be/8xziVes58rY

It's 12 minutes of Harry trying to persuade the Hogwarts toilet inspector that he needs to go into the girls toilets to rescue Hermione from a Troll and that he shouldn't have to show them his genitals first.

It’s quite difficult to argue with this logic.

Brown Eyed Susan@browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 2w ago

NOW, do you get why Trump pressured Romanian officials to lift travel and legal restrictions on the Tate brothers?? High-level intervention involved U.S. officials lobbying for the return of their passports. It's a fucking cabal of pedophiles.

Shit superhero

I’ve just booked a Christmas sleeper train journey from London to Prague

I love how PM Burnham cabinet appointments so far are making political journalists looks stupid. No Chris Mason, you didn’t fucking know what was going on did you? So you made up a load of lies instead.

Happy Valley Twats

ALT: Happy Valley Twats

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I don’t really care about the World Cup, but I’d have loved a stadium half full of English fans to have pointed out that he is a nasty orange nonce IN HIS PRESENCE for a full 90 minutes.

Seven nights, cheapest cabin on the ship, no window, straight through the Norwegian fjords. It wasn't cheap either. youtu.be/o7-BamSSYrs

We’re having a nice Sunday, we got the waterbus and a ferry to here. It’s glorious.

I don’t know what I was expecting Dordrecht to be like, but it wasn’t this. It is insanely pretty and quiet. And even on a warm Saturday in July, it doesn’t seem to be troubled by tourists.

Tonight's film is live. We booked the cheapest cabin on Holland America's MS Rotterdam. Inside, no window, bottom of the ship, a week in the Norwegian fjords. It wasn't cheap. Whether it was worth it is another question. Watch now: youtu.be/o7-BamSSYrs