*nintendo direct announcer voice* looks like you weren't expecting such a hungry girl!
May !! 🏳️⚧️@mayburi.bsky.social · 8h agothis screenshot kills me sm it looks like shes got an xxl pizza in front of her
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May !! 🏳️⚧️@mayburi.bsky.social · 8h ago
The classic "bad monster doesn't understand why good monster doesn't eat people" scenario, except the good monster *does* eat people, she's just weird about it.
what your friend group should look like in your thirties
As cute as the mid-swallow panel is, the whole thing flows much better without it.
Lucy was able to get Amy to guest star in her magic act. They decided to perform the Zig Zag Girl trick. It's easy to do when your assistant is elastic, but Lucy decided to put her own *twist* on it. Should've given warning. Amy belongs to @retrogoblin8.bsky.social Art by @dracodragite.bsky.social
Getting angry sucks. Getting sad sucks. But the thing that sucks worse than either is just... losing hope? Losing hope that things are worth it, or will ever get better. I think they are, and they will. I'm just... less sure of it now, I guess?
When your hammock is juuuuuuust too short to put up, so you have to improvise.
I fucking hate the kaiju fandom. I fucking hate this patriarchal society. And I fucking hate the person I keep threatening to become.
I have been a good girl. I have swallowed my venom. I deserve a treat.
Another fat Harley Quinn. This one's a bit more "reasonably" sized but she's clearly outgrown those shorts. I like this one in particular because of how it shows off her belly tattoo.
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
My favorite romance trope is "Girl who monsters want to eat because it will grant them incredible power" x "One of those monsters". Ruki belongs to @sirkinkstradingco.bsky.social
Always ask yourself, "Is this a real controversy I'm commenting on, or did one weirdo in some dark corner of the internet say something, and it became a meme?" The electronic web of humanity is a very stupid place, but sometimes I think we misrepresent HOW stupid.
For our first entrant, lets focus on the Shrine Maiden of Predation herself, Ruki Motone! Due date is September 1st! If people want further character notes, dont be afraid to ask! When entered respond to this post with a quote post so I can reblog it! Happy Hunting!
Behold! ✨️✨️✨️ The 172 year old wonder of Crystal Palace. MEGALOSAURUS from the 1850s 🦖✨️ Gift for @creatureconsultant.bsky.social thanks for the 3 color suggestions 🇮🇪 #fossilfriday | #paleontology | #megalosaurus | #dinosaur | #paleoart
People who give Megaguirus insect mouthparts are my enemies.
Help the stretchy blonde before she melts all over the highway UnU
Fellows, if you like a dame and she rejects you. DO NOT: - Swear Revenge - Strap her to a doomsday weapon - Launch it public place Don't fall the snake oil salesman who speak of red pills and "maxxing" ones look. You are not entitled to a dames affection. Do not be a Dr. Incelidus. 1/2
dracozolt, but their body is more normal (how have they not figured out how to put the fossils correctly, i have no idea) kinda wanted to smooth the transition part, then i did more changes also more electric, and rounder #dracozolt #pokemon #fanart #furry #art
