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@sad-ghost-guy.bsky.social

i'm like if a guy was stuck in a point and click adventure game повремено постујем на српском AI "art" will be blocked on sight he/they

Anyone not answering the question of "Why Is Europe On Fire?" with "Climate Change" is either paid to obfuscate reality by some ecocidal fossil fuel/AI/military magnate, or has swallowed the boot of such orators so deeply that their very spirit has been rendered a slipper for the bourgeoisie.

ⓘ Tip: You may 𝗸𝗶𝘀𝘀 the top of a 𝗸𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 to get 𝟭 𝗽𝘂𝗿𝗿 from the 𝗸𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗲𝘀.

the ideal academic life is being an eccentric Victorian lord. Invent a stamp licking machine at 22. Get elected to the Royal Academy for counting the beetles on your estate. Die in an arsenic explosion. The perfect life.

I still can't get used to the fact that "monitor" is a job title. Every time I encounter a character described as a monitor in fiction, my brain immediately went to "ah yes she's a big lizard, a komodo"

Loot drop after defeating me: -coffee (health and stamina regeneration) -emotional support plushy bag charms (+1 luck, +1 sanity) -assorted pride pins (roll for flag!) -assorted art supplies (roll for kind!) -some kind of biology textbook (+3 bonus to all Nature related checks)

Jess McLaughlin, PhD (they/them)@jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social · 2w ago

Loot drop after defeating me: - binoculars - field guide to the birds of [roll d6 for region] - assorted fishing tackle (advantage on Survival) - half a bag of mysterious berries - overalls patterned with highland cows (+3 to charisma) - a Nanopore DNA sequencer - dog hair