hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches
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chef, meat cutter, blueskys #1 DAD, anti-hunger, leftist hobbit and ttrpg dork. he/him/they alt txt pfp: a bat-signal hot dog spotlight shines over gotham alt txt banner: a close up of the hand-stitched '#1 DAD' patch on my vest
'will sex prizes please stop whinging about the pope this and executions that and bear me a son?' -- henry viii
Hypno-Scream (Comms Open)❤️🩷💜@hypnoscream.bsky.social · last mo.Saw a post saying "I don't want NSFW accounts to talk about voting, just let me jack off" Buddy, NSFW artists and sex workers are being constantly attacked by a government of nonces trying to distract from their own crimes by pinning the blame on porn. They have the right to speak up about this.
just throwing some stuff out there to get the party started
Peewee's evidence town meeting
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Marisa Kabas@marisakabas.bsky.social · 4h agoshow me your favorite crash outs
the five seasons are winter spring summer fire and fall and that is different and new and bad
Jenn 🩷@alldolledup44.bsky.social · 18h agoThe fire smoke makes for a beautiful sunset. Climate change is not a hoax.
see my earlier skeet re: the entire collected works of james ellroy
V. E. Phemera@visceralhit.bsky.social · 2d agomy number one writing tip is make your characters objectionable. have them do shit that absolutely fucking sucks. force them to say something. cut that clean "moral" shit out. Don't explain. Just let it happen and force the audience to contend with it.
creator of the most useful 'touch grass breath deep' reminder of all time: -no one- knows what they're doing www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo4H...
No One Knows What They're Doing
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mikey neumann@mikeyface.bsky.social · yesterdayI'm disabled and I somehow edit all of my videos and write all of my scripts without generative AI. Support artists that make stuff! We are youtube.com/filmjoy
I'm disabled and I somehow edit all of my videos and write all of my scripts without generative AI. Support artists that make stuff! We are youtube.com/filmjoy
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Love movies again. Movies with Mikey | Deep Dive | You Should See It | Portscenter
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So this is cool and all but I’m pretty sure also wasps: anyone want to tell me on a scale of one to burn down the house how sweaty I should be?
the coming of the cube, the sphere, and the tetrahedron, bringing forth great evil in to the land, as long ago foretold by... *checks notes* *double checks* the expansion content for ultima vii?
Jason Schreier@jasonschreier.bsky.social · 21h agoEA officially goes private tonight, meaning: - EA will no longer trade on the NASDAQ for the first time in 36 years - All stockholders of EA (including many employees) will receive $210/share - EA will take on $18 billion (!) in debt, putting it on the hook to pay ~$1.8 billion/year in interest
Hey, if you want to help support me and boost my efforts to dig my way out of vet bill debt hell, check out the stream and maybe give it a repost if you're feeling like it!
Cayce is Null_Convention!@cayceisnull.bsky.social · 22h agowww.twitch.tv/null_convent... Okay, it's time to come face to face with the twins' father and get to the bottom of what happened a decade ago. PLUS I have OPINIONS about the game and the state of LGBTQ representation in 2015 lmao so you might enjoy that!
grinding your way up through all four spell casting classes in Bards Tale 1, dropping mind blades and decimating hundreds of foes in one turn, you are the god of skara brae.
Sophia_Nyx 🏳️⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · 21h agoName the first videogame that made you feel truly powerful.
bluesky's #1 DAD here just dropping in to clear something up: son, you never want skid marks. clean your ass and put on fresh skivvies. okay. good talk. love you.
Ahsoka'n Farewell@bajonista.bsky.social · 24h agoThere's a certain kind of man who has "skidmarks" and believes that is normal and acceptable.
tales from the bad ol' days: cheffin' it. working an italian wedding buffet, a large southern gentleman with his hat on indoors looking very suspiciously at a tray of fried polenta wedges. 'poh-lehn-tah? what's poh-lehn-tah?' 'sir, it's italian grits.' 'well shiit FUCK I LOVE GRITS!'
SorryHat@sorryhat.bsky.social · 22h agoNo one tell the rich people about grits.
g.i. joe never said it but 'caring' is the other half of the battle and uh... wow our elites are just knuckling under, huh?
the collected works of james ellroy lo
BeijingPalmer@beijingpalmer.bsky.social · yesterdayalright let's do real discourse: five books *by bad people* that are still good or great books V.S. Naipaul, A BEND IN THE RIVER Allison Pearson, I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE DOES IT Kevin Myers, WATCHING THE DOOR Yukio Mishima, CONFESSIONS OF A MASK Neil Gaiman, BRIEF LIVES.
open borders means it's just a free rambling thought
Six is legs.@thesix.bsky.social · 2d agoIt's not an intrusive thought because it's the only one in there.
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KeeperOfThingz@keeperofthingz.bsky.social · 2d agoPlease help me get two grocery orders in so that we can have food. Just need help with delivery/service fees & small tip please. 🤞🏻❤️ 🔗 - cash.app/$Ma24Kingz 🔗 - paypal.me/4Kingzz 🔗 - account.venmo.com/u/MaTo4Kingz
given the number over of horse mounted warlords tear assing all over the world throughout history I’m going to have to assume either horses are terrible judges of character or complete assholes themselves
The Venture Bros, this is the ground zero of my hard turn against Warner Bros as a company. Forcing a naturally building finale into 1/6th of its intended runtime. All over BS streaming platform pettiness. Fuck you David Zaslav.
Sophia_Nyx 🏳️⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · 3d agoName your fav adult swim show.
my absolute dearest friend’s life fell apart after she moved abroad and she is raising money to start anew. I’m sharing her GoFundMe if anyone has some money to pass her way; she and her sweet elderly dog could use some love. thank you in advance. ❤️🙏✨
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they're calling it the patio furniture trilogy wicker rattan glass
it's called 'fawning' and it's one of the core instincts people have in high stakes confrontations among: fight flight freeze feast fawn and fuck
The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 3d agoRep. Max Miller: "My former wife has claimed that during a custody exchange at my home that day, I assaulted her…If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?"
domestication is wild*. the way you get from point a to point b is a lot of thirsty, dead horses. * heh, sorry.
wargen@funeralpig.bsky.social · 6d agoyou can lead a horse to water and you can also make it drink if you have enough violence in your heart
