okay i've done a pretty good job of reverse-engineering and fine-tuning an archaic method of photography but I do need to remember to actually take good photos with it now

at this level of trend saturation it would honestly be brave to stop browning your butter, that person would be a hero. not me though my cookies are about to be nutty and complex

my muffin is too big so I'm eating it with a fork and knife #Borrower #WearingMyM&MPacketDress

knee-deep in a project zomboid binge rn and loving it. I will play the hell out of this game for a couple weeks every six months for the rest of my life

are they actually hoping and/or succeeding in bringing in a new gen of children with this current resurgence of atla properties of is it just childhood-scented mud for people in their 30s to roll around in? I mean I fear I know the answer but.

me and my friends know how to have ethical lolcows but we don't need to get into it

I predicted some co-use issues when she claimed my desk chair as her favorite sitting spot but apparently she doesn't care

finished reading The Sisters Brothers the other day and was left feeling kind of aimless and weird. looked up some discussions on it and it was mostly people saying "yeah it was good but left me feeling aimless and weird!"

my only doordash/ubereats opinion (besides the normal stuff like you're morally weak if you use it regularly) is that I miss the exclusivity of pizza and chinese being The Delivery Foods

such a striking composition

KOTH Screens@kothscreens.bsky.social · 2w ago

Imagine a man arguing with a door, forever

an underrated part of the internet getting rotted out by ai is how the description on every other eBay listing is now a copy-pasted chatgpt summary of the item in general, often with the "would you like to dive deeper on this topic?" still attached

500+ screenshots of "decay exists as an extant form of life" in here and not a single pjackk post. it's genuinely hopeless for you people.

@wwxwashere.bsky.social · 11mo ago

✨timeline cleanse✨ quote this with your favorite tumblr post

E539.4.1 Ghostly chair in cellar jumps up and down on three legs, points with fourth at spot on floor.

being on tumblr from ~2016-'22 is like an extremely low dose of whatever makes people act like this, but it's mostly too embarrassing to get in your head about. yes I'm friends with the person who coined "blorbo" but there's zero way to mentally spin that as me being a cultural string-puller

headfallsoff@headfallsoff.com · 3w ago

city-based nationalism is one of the less harmful forms of nationalism but also one of the most annoying

it's always unpleasant to realize that someone is an Animal Freak. that weird knob of child-like emotional dysregulation protruding from a, usually, otherwise normal personality.

Brandybeans@brandybeansh.bsky.social · 4w ago

Baby take. A take for babies

the combined prayer power of 15 years of "please please please let obsidian make another fallout" overflowed in strange and bad ways

I don't know what it is about it but I just do not respect anyone who owns electric salt and pepper mills. A switch flips when I see them.

when the seemingly chill and tech-literate guy goes on vacation and suddenly his instagram story starts looking like some short grain rice.......

thinking about Wake in Fright. Such an effective and grotesque movie. thinking about how they tried to ethically film a real roo hunt for that one scene and had to sabotage it because the men they found to do it got too drunk and evil with it. what a movie.

it’s her week

The old man is explaining to the young man that sometimes it's better, more rewarding, to imagine what's behind the paywall than to see what is on the other side, and how he patreon bankrupted himself on podcasts. The old man is interrupting the young man attending a wedding to say this, in 1834

all the books are fanfic now and all the soda is mormon. all the mayors are socialist, though... idk, idk i'll get back to you

having typed absolutely nothing, my gboard suggests that I be a messy little homo

MY MEAGER FOLLOWERS: BUY NORCO

Colin Spacetwinks@spacetwinks.bsky.social · last mo.

NORCO ($4.94) - southern sci-fi gothic that drags your ass all the way down to louisana. first: to tie up loose ends after your mother's passing. second: to find your brother, with a fugitive machine in tow. NORCO was my 2022 GOTY. highly recommended. store.steampowered.com/app/1221250/...

rdr 2 could have been one of the best stories in video games if it wasn't so obsessed with player freedom. it's still up there imo, but we could be talking like top 3 of all time if things were different.

Chris Person@papapishu.bsky.social · last mo.

Max Payne 3 is probably the best actual narrative rockstar ever put out because it’s like “hey man do you wanna watch a guy slowly destroy himself to indie industrial rock?” but unlike Red Dead it doesn’t take like a million years for him to die.

My six year old is obsessed with tornadoes. He watches old news footage and this is the art he makes that we put on our fridge.

making my post-apocalyptic movie about how lame it is to protect your family and the virtues of roving gangs