YES MY MOON FACTORY IS POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS. YES THEY'RE VERY REALISTIC. PLEASE IGNORE THEIR SCREAMS AS THEY ARE FED INTO THE BIO-REACTOR THAT POWERS THE MOON FACTORY. WE'RE TRYING TO PROGRAM THAT OUT. AGAIN, I ASSURE YOU THAT WHILE THEY ARE VERY REALISTIC LOOKING THEY ARE INDEED JUST ROBOTS.
I mean, I watched Star Trek and the early 21st century is turning out kind of how they predicted??
Riker Googling@rikergoogling.bsky.social · 46m agowhy isn’t the future the way we thought it would be
C went to Costco to, among other things, get some keys copied. But an employee told her that, while they do have a machine copy keys, it's "seasonal." There's a key-copying season???
I always think it's nice how the Michigan congressional districts are, like, not ridiculous shapes.
Congratulations to the highest ranking elected official who is also a member of the professional organization I am a member of
Henry brought his baby over. Baby can roll back to front, but not front to back, and thus frequently ends up stuck face down. Pathetic.
What was that other prominent case the other year where the lawyers released something they shouldn't have? Bugs me I can't remember. Anyway, hire me, I don't make mistakes like this or really any mistakes at all ever. www.politico.com/live-updates...
Max Miller’s lawyer admits to accidentally releasing ‘private images’ of daughter
Lawyers for ex-wife Emily Moreno said possible “Child Sexual Abuse Material” was included in a trove of documents the Ohio lawmaker publicly posted.
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My effort to visit every vegan restaurant in Chicagoland has led me to The Vegan Café in Lockport which is also raw and run by a woman with the accent SNL actors imitate for comic effect.
I thought Ms. Sun has a number of very interesting points. The part about blowback on NDAs was of particular interest to me, as someone who deals with a lot of NDAs and feels ambivalent about them. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/04/o...
Opinion | The A.I. Giants Weren’t Prepared for This
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It's been a slow season for heron photos, I know. But here's some little fishy guys now.
Does any other social dynamic swing this wildly
Jared Rutecki@jaredrutecki.bsky.social · 2d agoThere were 37 homicides in the city last month, the lowest total for any such month dating back to at least 1970. That total is down 18% compared to July 2025, and is less than half the totals of July 2020 and 2021, which each saw more than 100 killings.
[job interview] boss: what would you do if faced with a situation where- me: give up immediately
I am not going to get too involved in mayoral candidate discourse, but it seems wholly plausible to me that "hire 1,000 more cops" is just something you say to fill out a platform without having much intention of following through.
To avoid summary judgment, "Dr. Richardson must do more than show that their beliefs about him were wrong; he must offer proof...that RMG’s stated reasons for his termination were lies or deceits to cover up intentional age discrimination." Richardson v. Northwestern, (7th Cir. July 29, 2026).
I thought this was an interesting effort at quantification. The population of the Spokane metro area is about 600,000.
Sometimes we get BIPA class action notices mailed to us for people who used to live here and worked retail jobs with illegal timeclocks. And some of those settlements can yield a few hundred bucks! And it's easy to track someone down if you know and old address. But is that creepy? I want to help!
Court packing is good at this point but in serious quantitative terms this is like the third-third-third plan. However I think she knows that and knows that most people are basically stupid and swayed by gimmicks.
Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò@olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 4d ago"“We need to revisit the point of expanding the court to 13 justices like we have 13 district courts,” Harris said at the National Urban League’s annual conference...also calling for a review of the Electoral College and statehood for Puerto Rico and Washington, DC." www.cnn.com/2026/07/31/p...
This is great and I'm not sure whether his explanations of where "Texas" and "gringo" came from are the truth and everything I've heard before was a lie, or if he's just messing with me
Gimli will sometimes chase his tail which is not something I thought was a real thing. When he does it he looks like a dog tornado.
I'm at the bike shop and an old guy is in here to get his therapy ball inflated
Offerings from the Portage Park Binny's clearance rack. I wanted to open the box to look at the Illinois decanter so bad but I wasafraid of getting in trouble.
I get haircuts from Dolly in her Jeff Park basement, but today she couldn't get a babysitter for Nina and Lili, so to keep things under control we played that "who can stay quiet the longest" game. Haha I kicked their little asses. I am the LeBron James of not talking.
when the new dog is begging for the Szechuan style seitan with leeks that I made for myself
I don't know why Patricia Lockwood is posting so much these days but please nobody be weird about it. I don't want to jinx it. I need this so much right now.
