Fake news. AI could not dream to hallucinate the the things I’ve seen BGB skeet.

boston gay boy™️ (out of office)@bostongayboy.bsky.social · 14h ago

You say that but I’m a sexy AI bot

Group chats with 100 members?? Isn’t that just the skyline 🤷

Bluesky@bsky.app · yesterday

Update: group chats can now host up to 100 members.

I refuse to accept self driving cars until they can make printers that work.

My IG algorithm is the perfect confluence of gay sh*t and fitness sh*t

No one at this suburban wine bar with fake plants in the window knows I’m wearing a jockstrap

Forgot my protein shake for after leg day so had to buy one at the gym 😩

There is nothing that gives me the ick more than seeing someone I know socially out in public not wash their hands in the bathroom. Know this: I am judging you.

It’s August!!!

Work finally sent me a Mac this week (after 4+ years struggling on a PC) and I’m no longer embarrassed to work in public at cute little coffee shops. Happy Friday 🙌

Seattle summers are literally the best in the world. Except this one weekend every year 😩

Ryan ☀️🏖️@crshort81.bsky.social · 6d ago

oh goodie those fucking jets are back to scare dogs and me. go away, blue angels

I need all streaming services to understand that I ALWAYS want to skip the intro.

If you’re caught using your phone in your hand while driving you should have to lock it in a box to start your car à la breathalyzers for drunk drivers I’m so fucking serious

On Wednesdays we talk about Jimothy

Took the stairs on the morning walk today 😩

I love my morning walks #seattle

Felt like a good week to start a bedazzling project 🙃✨

I think they should invent an internet that isn’t littered with ads and pop-ups

My stargazer lilies are finally blooming and I could not be more pleased with the pop of color in the garden 🌸

There are studies that show that raccoons are domesticating themselves and Jimothy is their best attempt yet

14 open treadmills and you chose the one right next to me

Hilary Duff, here we come!

love island is over which means i can finally stop hearing about it thank fuck

Prepping for Hilary Duff concert this week with glow in the dark puffy paint

Proof.

Robin Paul Dean@robinpauldean.bsky.social · 4w ago

At a gay BBQ and I am wearing the shortest shorts here. I think that means I win something?

At a gay BBQ and I am wearing the shortest shorts here. I think that means I win something?

Could never be me. I LOVE to yap.

M🍊@mandrn.bsky.social · 4w ago

LOVE the concept of shutting tf up

Mitch McConnell’s team just announced: he has an extra ticket to Horse Meat Disco. Selling for face value or best offer.

Mitch McConnell (probably):

If I were a world leader I would squeeze this hand so vigorously when we shook hands just to watch him wince.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4w ago

Trump's hand was looking really rough during his bilat with Erdogan (Saul Loeb/Getty)

It really was quite miserable to have such a lovely day in Seattle yesterday.

The Needling@theneedling.com · 4w ago

Perfect Weather Ruins US Men’s World Cup Team Loss: tinyurl.com/3awjy26f