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Mo Money, Mo Problems implies a monotonic function. In this paper, we show the Notorious B.I.G. conjecture holds only under weak assumptions: specifically, that problem density is non-decreasing with respect to liquid capital, but exhibits discontinuities at inheritance, liquidity events, and boats.

a media theory reading of DISCLOSURE DAY would put the fantastical element less on the aliens and more on the idea that the world would be moved by global news broadcast. It seems to be from an earlier epistemic regime. There’s a “how do I know this isn’t AI?” scene that feels tacked on. It’s ya boi

Microsoft and others used to make these slick “Vision of the Future” speculative promo videos that I always loved because they did design fiction work even if it was self-promoting. But it seems like those types of films fell out of favor over the last decade. It’s ya boi

i applied for a student grant to go to an indigenous data soverignety conference next month and they're supposd to announce the results today and if i don't get in i will lament and post stuff like "it's actually so over" for a while and such. its ya boi

Resolve: Nothing human makes it out of the near-future. This market resolves YES on January 1, 2035, if no human can articulate what ‘human’ meant in 2025 in a way that remains operationally coherent. Resolution oracle: GPT-7 or equivalent. It’s ya boi

There’s an upcoming Player Piano movie, I guess it’s highly relevant for the times. Neoluddite rebellion… I wonder what a sort of accord between surplus humanity and a functionally technoprogressive civilization that doesn’t burn out the ecology would look like. It’s ya boi

gpt 5.4 is maybe slightly worse or within random variance levels than 5.2 at zero shot Lakota/English translation. So I don’t think they added any more Lakota to the training data between these two releases It’s ya boi

scraping historical Dakota/Lakota translation texts to create some evals for flagship LLMs, which I understand to still be terrible at working in these particular low resource languages but i was challenged to produce some data about this so ... firing up my coding agents its ya boi

Watching “The Beauty” on Hulu, about an STI bioweapon that makes you young and pretty like The Substance. The fact that every commercial break is full of ads for GLP-1s and boner and hair pills is almost too on the nose but I guess we’re in post-ironic times. It’s ya boi