Rob Berg
@robwillb.bsky.social
Writer, copy editor, copy editorial director @bonabooks.bsky.social, Jim Henson expert, actual Muppet, theatre gay, former Disney cast member, Oz fan. Lives in London on a narrowboat. He/him. https://linktr.ee/robwillb
Help, the most self-righteous bores on the internet are trying to retroactively cancel Wicked because of how Ariana Grande looks now. As well as emphatically state fanfic theories that Ari and Cynthia's friendship was based in bonding over shared EDs as gospel truth. Get lives, touch grass, I beg.
Just got what I'm assuming is an AI email from a "private equity firm" interested in acquring my "OBGYN practice" and like, how much are we talking upfront here, I may be willing to negotiate. 😏
We should have known the decline of civilization was rapidly accelerating when she didn't win an Emmy for this role.
The Tears for Fears "Head Over Heels" sequence in DONNIE DARKO.
Name your fav use of licensed music in a soundtrack.
Mae gen i deimlad da am hyn nation.cymru/culture/goba...
'Gobaith Newydd': Star Wars to be dubbed in Welsh for first time
Star Wars is to be dubbed into Welsh for the first time, with a cast of leading Welsh actors bringing the iconic 1977 film to life yn Gymraeg ahead of its 50th anniversary. Announced today at the Nati...
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Got woken up in the middle of the night multiple times by a bunch of coots fighting to the death. There was insane bird shrieking, the sounds of violently splashing water. I've seen these angry little assholes try to drown each other in the daytime before but at 3 a.m.? Seek some therapy, children.
1! 🫠 If were phrased "good driver", I actually am so I'd have 2, but no I do not have a licence lol.
3 out of 5 isn't bad
Saw Maggie Thatcher at the National Portrait Gallery today and she's never looked better.
Right, and this is why it has the "liberal enclave" rep, because all these rightwing blowhards who wanted to come here for bad-faith "debate" went away crying about how mean everyone was here, instead of just making their own corner of it and leaving the rest of us alone.
Bluesky oldheads will remember that brief period of time when the conservative trolls tried to storm the place and were flummoxed by the idea they would have to organically grow an audience and that someone who didn't want to talk to them could nuke every interaction they ever had from orbit
I don't know any D&D DM that doesn't allow Prestidigitation to clean the body. Bottoming in Faerun must be SO much more convenient. To say nothing of tops who can cast Bear's Endurance... (Yes, I do play a Bard. Why do you ask?)
Something else I love about SPIDER-NOIR is that somehow everyone on screen, from the leads to the guest stars to the extras, have 1930s face. None of these people look like they have ever seen an iPhone.
Found this 8-Bit Dracula in Aldgate today. Spooky Season is coming!
No thanks, we’re good.
ICYMI: Chris Pratt revealed he would be more than happy to join Scarlett Johansson for #JurassicWorld 5. However, he added that he would only return to the franchise under one condition: The script would have to honor all the stories that came before it. 🦖 bit.ly/4fyVKof
You know that thing about how Nicolas Cage's performances are always either Very Good or Awful with no in-between? SPIDER-NOIR is one of the ones where he's Very Good.
Why anyone would choose to watch the jawdroppingly beautiful, period-authentic film noir visuals of this show in colour I cannot begin to comprehend.
Finally watching SPIDER NOIR. Oh, this is great!
Genius!!
I cannot rest from discourse. I will see that film again tomorrow. I will drink life to the lees. Again I will enjoy greatly, will suffer greatly, both with those that love me, and in Pleasantville NY. I am become a meme. Film showing: burnsfilmcenter.org/booking/the-...
Oh black and white, ofc, I'm not a child. 💅
In colour or b/w?
One of many blunt posts from an uncompromising thread on AI mania with citations, and link to an essay version at /2 for those who prefer.
Suresh says he's *never* seen a successful enterprise AI project: "Every single one – we have seen 0% success in a year and a half." Not one of their clients would face a business challenge if OpenAI went out of business tomorrow. 27/
if I ever taught film criticism lesson one would be “you being smarter than the movie is not interesting to anyone”
Kylie Minogue is a fantastic vocalist actually.
Post your hottest music take. Mine is New Order is better than Joy Division.
Despite loving The Odyssey film, I have no real skin in this game, I'm just finding that the way this thing won't die has spun around to funny again. www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
'The Odyssey' book nerd battle rages on: Susan Orlean says Emily Wilson is being 'a bit of a jerk'
As literary figures clash over Christopher Nolan's 'The Odyssey,' author Susan Orlean calls translator Emily Wilson 'a bit of a jerk,' and Wilson admits to one key regret in her review.
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It was so thoughtful of our neighbour to sell his boat just to provide me with this stunning photo opp!