Madness Table
@rollforphobia.bsky.social
feels good to be postin again man // I only dogsit the dog in my pic, his name is Banjo and he has tremendous inertia
As the Anthropocene grinds on, anytime things turn out to be worse than expected, there will conspiracizing about who made it worse.
Egg@patob.bsky.social · 6d agoLab Leak has always seemed like the height of arrogance to me. Like you are essentially saying "nature can never win out" and that's...just not true
When Romney called half the population useless eaters, it was a leak from a closed door meeting; the AI guys are doing it as very public advertising.
The Torment Nexus doesn't love you back@bankuei.bsky.social · 5d agoThe inherent outcome of showing people that you do not care if they live or die long enough is that they will become reciprocal of that attitude.
Shocking confirmation today that the following types of guy do not and may never have had human souls:
Say what you will about the duplo block style, it’s a dumbass look with a history, and at least it’s consistent
emma (toys)@freeuse.toys · 2mo agowhat the fuck is google doing these designs suck ass
Look I think we can all agree he could have used some stress relief
Museum of Twitter@museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 4mo ago
Just moved, the cafe near my new place is having a BYO board game night, and I’m super pumped to meet some new folks and wear my new shirt.
Alas he is western, not French, Canadian
Neon Genesis Ewangelion@ewacat.bsky.social · 3mo agoWolverine should have been called Hairy Frog
“[Xitter is] the place where the people who run the real world make sense of what’s happening” is true and a profound civilizational embarrassment.
Karl Bode@karlbode.com · 4mo agololwut
Making an anti-gambling militia called the Last Boy Scouts
Maggie Harrison Dupré@mharrisondupre.bsky.social · 4mo agoForbes is gamifying news about the horrific mass shooting in Shreveport, LA this weekend, encouraging readers to bet on the likelihood of gun regulation with fake money via its "ForbesPredict" feature. Eight children were murdered in the shooting. futurism.com/future-socie...
it's so fucked up what they've done to computer
FUCK YEAH!!! Fuck YEAH!!!! fuuuuuuck yeahhhhhhh!!!!!
Setting all the garbage hoses as adult sites and turning on content restrictions and then turning them off precisely 38 minutes later
I’m sure it’s devastating in the UK, like an opposite “cunt”, but to my North American Commonwealth ear “wrong-uns” just sounds like off-brand candy. Pull over at the only gas station for hours and they’ve got wrong-uns, fruit nonces and chocolatey diddlers.
Listening to an old soul song and midway realising a short part was used in a huge hip-hop hit later is a beautiful reminder that there is something special to individual realisation, you didn't find anything, but there is a joy to living and learning. Life is both wonderfully universal and unique.
This post is famous, but my favourite part about it is that it isn't actually true. Almost every female Peanuts character besides his little sister is either implied or directly stated to have a crush on him at one point or another. Charlie Brown did indeed have hoes.
Now you might say, 120%, that’s not humanly possible, but what are legends about? That’s right, demigods.
JAV Titles@jav.scd.lol · 5mo ago120% Real Legendary Sex vol. 43
every so often there will be a swan boy comic that speaks so deeply to my soul that it leaves me feeling both intensely vulnerable and completely seen swan boy swanboy.com by @bransonreese.bsky.social
Kids are being rushed through an examination process that doesn’t exist
Peter Butler@peter-butler.bsky.social · 5mo agoYou made me look :( > If medical authorities have a rigorous way of distinguishing effeminate boys from transgender kids—or of distinguishing transgender kids from proto-gay kids—they aren’t saying Yes we do. The person in question tells us! And they could be hetero too! I'm quitting there 😡
Free speech baby, the market will decide what’s true, especially after we fully assimilate gambling, er, prediction markets. Information environment healthy af!
shauna@goldengateblond.bsky.social · 5mo agomusk has spent his whole career telling lies for money so of course he’d reward people for doing the same thing
it’s surprising how few designers internalized the MORK BORG lesson of “make it look fucking wild and people will swoon over your OSRalike”
Evlyn Moreau@evlynmoreau.bsky.social · 5mo agoAlso look at this back cover, how refreshing it is compared to the table of contents of Mothership Megadamage. We need to explore more aesthetics in TTRPGs.
