Ricky Gervais is begging people to get their kids to watch his new series. The one where every 5 lines is about sex, or rape.

Nonce Radar: Zachary Erschens Spotted

ALT: Nonce Radar: Zachary Erschens Spotted

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btw, Halo stole the idea of the suit jerking you off from Metroid

gets incredible air here

LETS GO COME ON SENATOR ABDUL EL-SAYED

Not to psycho-analyse techbros but we went from Siri and Alexa being glorified housemaids capable only really of shopping and doing tasks for you, to gpt, grok and Gemini being men you're friends with. AI voices were women until they started calling them intelligent, then they used men.

I told myself I wouldn't look at the MCR sets I missed. Fucking zero percent and ambulance??????????

I will NEVER stand with live musicians. Those stages are just way too high up

For whom the bell trolls

On the anniversary of his death, Fuck Hulk Hogan.

I MET MARIO Y'ALL 😭🍄⭐️ #classicgamefest

"I respect you but you're a weirdo" the new ally line I've heard three fucking times tonight

Tired of this little nitty ruining society #takethosesneakersoff

Twøfaces

Three lights are lit Føurth ønes øut

THEY PUT BLINX ON GAMEPASS WTF NEW BLINX INBOUND??

THEY ADDED BLINX TO THE GAME PASS GOD PLEASE GIVE ME MAD DASH RACING

Pomni and Metis have the same va??????? That's insane

Ok Burnham, let's see what you're made of

Genuinely just had maybe the most stressful night of my life. I will lash out at you for stupid shit. Fuck you.

> amab > transitions > Happiness > Wait am I strictly transfemme > "Oh fuck am I????" Anyway I'm back to questioning shit, I'm Def femme leaning but fuck the feds outside pissed me off and I'm fucked up already

Figured out why republicans were so mad about bud light featuring a leftist. It meant they couldn't use it to drink their Soros away #jokes #comedy Anyway serious talk, Abdul El-Sayed is running for Michigan senator and NEEDS eyes and support.

"Mussolini made the trains run on time" Yeah but this cute twink across the road could run a train on time too but I'm not bragging

Been sentenced to a month of bluesky discourse so here goes. I really hate [insert bsky elder here] and their stupid [hair colour] hair

COME ON ENGVARLAND

Man I can't believe hatsune miku made star wars

I would make a terrible skin suit.

*wears Waldo*

A 3-year-old girl watched ICE murder her father yesterday. We all watched Sebastian Guerrero’s final moments through our phones. We can scroll away — but Sebastian’s 3-year-old daughter cannot.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

Support queer artists or I'm coming to your FUCKING house

VARIA@varia.pink · 4w ago

This Winter of Ours is going to be a part of the Nonbinary Coded Games event! While we can't make the free game any cheaper, we can discount our soundtrack. ...except we accidentally set the sale to run in June. whoops. Soundtrack is 50% off on July 20th. Save one whole dollar!