First of all, cool! Build that wall! Secondly, coach of what? You're in fucking congress! That's your job title. Not coach. Jesus fucking tap-dancing christ.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 6h ago

Tuberville: "If we don't straighten out this country's voting and immigration system, we're not gonna make it. It's gonna be over. I'm gonna go back to Alabama and hey, we might build a 30-foot wall around our state."

Legit question. Isn't this Stolen Valor? Which is a big deal? Like, yes, he's the Commander in Chief, I get that, but he's certainly never been a Marine or in any sorry of operation that would have given him that chest full of medals. Like, isn't posting this just straight up a crime?

Helen Kennedy@helenkennedy.com · 7h ago

This guy never served. He faked an injury to avoid the draft. None of his children have served. He called those who did serve their country "suckers and losers." He skipped the centenary memorial for servicemen who died in WWI because it was drizzling. This is more than usually repellent.

jesusfuckingchrist

Oregon senators warn prediction markets allowing betting on wildfires could incentivize arson

A public report urges the CFTC to ban prediction market contracts on destructive wildfires, raising concerns over public safety and potential arson.

kptv.com

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Yeah, all of this. Miss me with your AI is inevitable bullshit.

Charlie Stross@cstross.bsky.social · 17h ago

My answer is LOL ROFL (dickbrain) The terminally AI-pilled can't even *imagine* some people have *never* asked stochastic parrots to cheat at their job for them.

I truly hope that James Carville and Bill Mahers heads both explode at the news today. Get fucked, losers.

Actually disgusting that nurses were treated like utter shit, overworked and dying during the pandemic and now RFK is on TV telling everyone that didn't happen. I can't even imagine a more thankless, hostile job right now.

You misspelled "wine box".

Umm...I don't think the weather is just supposed to be "smoke".

Just heard what sure sounded like a long, low thundercrash. Sure *seems* ominous.

🧵 Go get 'em, Senator! Name those names!

Senator Ron Wyden@wyden.senate.gov · 2d ago

Bombshell new report out from my investigators this morning spanning our four year investigation into Jeffrey Epstein’s financial records. This report shows exactly how Wall Street protected Epstein and enabled his sex trafficking for decades. Mega thread following with some key points:

He's 100% gonna fire her for not committing to his lie.

PBS News@pbsnews.org · 2d ago

"I guess she choked. I don't know what the hell happened," Trump said, later adding that U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro "folded like a cheap umbrella" in moving to drop criminal charges against the former Olympian accused of deliberately damaging the pool. https://to.pbs.org/4w3aJvG

Max Miller released audio recordings of conversations he has with his ex wife. In one of them, she accuses him of clandestinely recording their conversations. “I have never recorded our conversations” he says, while recording their conversation. This is domestic violence. Ask me how I know.

Heed the warning.

I guarantee you this fuckwit is only 50/50 on birds being real.

Denny Carter@dennycarter.bsky.social · 3mo ago

YouTube trick shot golfer Bryson DeChambeau grudgingly accepts people have been to the moon only because Elon Musk says it happened.

As an ADHD non-AI user: very early I started calling LLMs dopamine machines to friends. They’re like slot machines: stimulating, tiny chance of big reward w/lots of small ones, executive function seizing, feedback loop generating, low effort. You literally pay with TOKENS. It’s gambling mechanics

Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist@nameshiv.bsky.social · 3d ago

As a confirmed dopamine addict who has thrown myself off bridges and out of a plane in the past chasing some of that sweet stuff, I genuinely don't get it

ALL of this right here. 👇

Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Bisexual of the Blade (Alt-text or DIE)@shengokai.blacksky.app · 3d ago

I'm not going to be relitigating COVID lockdowns or mask mandates. Both were necessary measures that saved lives. If you cannot accept the curtailing of even the minor of freedoms in the name of public safety, you have demonstrated that you do not give a solitary fuck about the rest of us.

It’s important to understand that when 1.2 million Americans are dying from a disease, any government action is excessive and tyrannical, but if a dozen trans women want to play soccer no government action can go far enough

The top pro golfers in the world, the guys that are actually in shape, work out every day, work on their game, and *don't have dementia*, average between 69 and 70. He's fucking lying. Like, really obviously, and it's pathetic that no one will call him on it.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d ago

Trump: “The Winning Shot in the Bedminster Club Championship! Thank you very much to all of those who participated. I won with a 70, & am so honored in that, unlike the rest of the field, I’m given very little time to practice, bc I’m focused on many other things. It’s called TALENT, and I have it”

Thread. Reeeeaaal bad look for the Moda center.

e.w. niedermeyer@niedermeyer.online · 5d ago

so, the stooges came back and asked my friend to leave her seat and tried to convince her that she had to change her shirt... we are currently being effectively escorted out of a building that is currently asking for untold millions of our tax dollars

So Elon gets to accidentally slam a rocket into the moon at MACH FUCKING 7 and we're all just ok with that? "Oopsie-doodle! Just bombed the moon, ain't i a stinker?" WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

The Guardian@theguardian.com · 6d ago

Drifting SpaceX rocket heading for accidental collision with moon

This is going to make it very difficult to know which sports we should ban them from.

Kat Kerlin@katkerlin.bsky.social · last wk.

Some avocados are female in the morning and male in the afternoon, while others are on the opposite schedule. This helps them avoid self-pollination. How do they do it? A @ucdavis.bsky.social study explains. www.ucdavis.edu/food/news/st...

Witnessed a murder on Facebook

A film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LotR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli. (not that hard)

Blazing Saddles: Does Anybody Got a Dime?

ALT: Blazing Saddles: Does Anybody Got a Dime?

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Sarah Giffrow@sarahgiffrow.bsky.social · 7d ago

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

He does a nazi salute on camera in front of a crowd, twice, and at least a mainstream outlet is FINALLY pointing out his racist tirades, but I just want reporter to be honest and say, "HEY! LOOK! THE NAZI IS BRING A NAZI AGAIN." www.ms.now/opinion/elon...

Opinion | Stop treating Elon Musk’s racist meltdowns like they’re normal

Anthony L. Fisher: The economy and millions of retirement accounts are tied to the fortunes of an unstable, race-baiting conspiracy theorist.

ms.now

This coming from a guy who regularly gargles Trumps wrinkly sack. The fucking audacity.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.

Moreno to Fauci: "Who the fuck did you think you were?"

Whoever is dressing Rehka Shankar this season of Smartypants, especially this week's episode, needs to apologize to her.

that is in fact literally in the bible. it's Matthew 6:5.

Right Wing Watch @rightwingwatch.bsky.social · last wk.

Rep. Lauren Boebert insists that public Christian worship events are necessary for America to experience revival: "I don't think that Jesus ever called for any Christian to pray only silently or to keep their faith hidden only in the prayer closet."

I know that the republican party in this country has nothing left except ghouls that will do anything to hold on to power with their miserable little claws. And even knowing that, this Mitch McConnell shit is dark and should be prosecuted as elder abuse at the fucking *least*.

“Nah, mate, no legs. You want a heel? I’m your guy. You want a leg? You gotta go down to Ahab Prosthetics on 7th.”