Michael Meir Saltzman

@saltzman.bsky.social

Actor/Writer. Previously: Head writer / Fact Checker for Dropout’s Um, Actually… Jack Handey enthusiast. Yeah I was in that anti-Trump weirdo PSA.

I love you all but you are incredibly (understandably) reactive. It’s making you SO easily manipulated by rage baiters. When you see something without context, a headline or a snippet of a quote, take a deep breath and look into it to see if you really should be upset. Please protect your hearts.

ARMY OF DARKNESS is 81 minutes long. It retells EVIL DEAD II in about 3 minutes. Still has time for a whole slapstick Gulliver's Travels thing. Baby, this is efficiency

honestly can't stress enough, as a former family law attorney, how depressingly common Max Miller's behavior and words are, right down to the petty fixation on custody procedure and rules when faced with allegations of shocking violence.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterday

Rep. Max Miller: "When I was reported for child abuse of my daughter for a broken collarbone, my daughter was in my ex-wife's care 9 out of the last 11 days and she took her to the emergency room, which is a contempt violation from our shared parenting plan."

Irrationally angry that my kids’ school just announced massive changes to their lunch menu to things that are very healthy (& posh sounding) & most kids simply will not eat (& many kids would rather skip a meal & feel like shit than eat a thing they don’t want).

ANOTHER death in ICE custody, this time at the controversial Delaney Hall facility. This makes 54 deaths since Trump took office; 1 every 8 days in 2026. His mother says he was denied adequate medical care for chronic conditions, a common accusation ICE has strenuously denied.

Luca Migo@victinibcn.bsky.social · 2d ago

Breaking: Another victim, Edwin Jovanny Lopez Cornejo, has died in ICE custody at Delaney Hall prison after being denied vital medication and family visits. Depriving sick detainees of care until they die is murder by neglect. We demand complete transparency and justice for Edwin! 🎥 Statuscoup

As an ADHD non-AI user: very early I started calling LLMs dopamine machines to friends. They’re like slot machines: stimulating, tiny chance of big reward w/lots of small ones, executive function seizing, feedback loop generating, low effort. You literally pay with TOKENS. It’s gambling mechanics

Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist@nameshiv.bsky.social · 2d ago

As a confirmed dopamine addict who has thrown myself off bridges and out of a plane in the past chasing some of that sweet stuff, I genuinely don't get it

It's absolutely insane we've somehow let the Covid recriminations debate become like "why didn't we reopen in person schools before there was a vaccine" and not "why did none of the trump guys go to jail for stealing PPE from New York hospitals in March 2020"

(I shave my beard down) 4yo: You don’t look like a dad anymore Me: What do I look like? 4yo: you look like a man Me: Oh yeah? Why? 4yo: cause your beard has a lot of gray Me: …so an old man 4y: Yeah. Old man.