Russell the Love Muscle 💪
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We’re in the shit now, somebody’s gotta shovel it.
It's an indicator of the overall health of a democrazy as to whether you are free to make your elected representatives see Shrek's giant green schlong.
David DeWitt@daviddewitt.bsky.social · 6h agoAn Ohio political blogger let out a surprised laugh as he was found guilty of harassment after he sent an explicit digitally altered image of the cartoon character Shrek to a powerful lawmaker. ohiocapitaljournal.com/2026/10/09/o...
Istfg i’m one more of these stories away from becoming an eco-terrorist
Axios@axios.com · 12h agoSCOOP: Top executives at Anthropic, OpenAI and other AI companies are privately gaming out scenarios for a public and political revolt after a catastrophic AI event.
Sex so good, you awoke to find yourself trapped in the past, facing mirror images that were not your own, and driven by an unknown force to change history for the better. Your only guide on this journey is Al, an observer from your own time, who appears in the form of a hologram that only you can s-
NotchbackFiero@notchbackfiero.bsky.social · 22h agoSex so good that Napoleon is master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him - Oceans are now battlefields
Sex so good that Napoleon is master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him - Oceans are now battlefields
Russell the Love Muscle 💪@rpg-volley.bsky.social · 22h agoSex so good they, in time of peace, quarter you in any house, without the consent of the Owner, or in time of war, in a manner to be prescribed by law.
Sex so good they, in time of peace, quarter you in any house, without the consent of the Owner, or in time of war, in a manner to be prescribed by law.
Ennie@anyuse.bsky.social · 22h agoSex so good, you can’t return the rental car.
Beyond matters of taste and decency and whether or not you even believe in the death penalty due to moral reasons, livestreaming the execution of Nidal Hasan is a dumb idea because you're giving him his moment of public martyrdom.
I saw a very astute take somewhere laying the AI-to-SI thing as a big domain name scam.
Joey Politano🏳️🌈@josephpolitano.bsky.social · yesterdayAgain he’s really losing it with the AI stuff now
There's such a weird Kind of Guy in DC who's absolutely obsessed with honors, royal orders, titles of nobility, protocol, fraternal orders, etc. an entire LinkedIn presence perpetually "so honored to get some random necklace from a Cardinal" or getting knighted in full Highland dress or some shit
A devastating blow to the Roman Statue Head Profile Picture industry.
Edward Luce@edwardluce.bsky.social · 2d agoGetting bored of US statesmen grokking "western civilization" to erect intellectually feeble scaffolding to justify attacks on liberal democracy in Europe - most recently Rubio at the Acropolis. Stop plundering Plato to justify your will to power.
Getting bored of US statesmen grokking "western civilization" to erect intellectually feeble scaffolding to justify attacks on liberal democracy in Europe - most recently Rubio at the Acropolis. Stop plundering Plato to justify your will to power.
NEW: As Colorado’s Tina Peters reportedly meets with President Trump to discuss an election “plan,” her attorney says the plan involves seizing ballots nationwide and discusses strategy for a potential civil war
Slow Horses and Ted Lasso share a common cinematic universe where characters never overlap except Hannah Waddingham’s Rebecca Welton has, at different times in her life, taken both Diane Taverner and Jackson Lamb as lovers. In this essay, I will-
“Stay in top physical condition so you can exert physical dominance over your junior officers and NCOs.” Never did anything for me. “Stay in top physical condition so you can big-dick the Secretary of War on a release run.” Okay now we’re talking.
I'm having one of those days that needs to end with about four martinis, a few dozen oysters, and then either me fighting somebody on the sidewalk or getting poured into
the videos from this album did more to usher me into manhood than any other experiences in my 45 years on this planet
@GalaxyFarrahWay@galaxyfarrahway.bsky.social · 3d agoJanet Jackson's Velvet Rope turns 29 today
If I give you a specific format and a specific task and all you do is turn around five minutes later and say "I put everything into AI and it gave me this text which I copied and pasted below" I should be able to blast you in the face with a WWII flamethrower.
In my mind, the brightest line clear as day connects power-seeking, irony-poisoned assholes from today to the Brooks Brothers Riot, to Iran-Contra fallout, to Watergate, the Southern Strategy, to the 1877 Compromise, to undermining Reconstruction, to Sumter, to Bleeding Kansas, to the 3/5 Compromise
Max Kennerly@maxkennerly.bsky.social · 2d agoThis article (and Slade's book) are fan fiction. Trumpism isn't a break from Reaganism, it's the intended result, a gov't by, for, and of corruption, lawlessness, racism, and misogyny. That's why Reaganites with power—Thomas, Alito, Kennedy, McConnell—worked hard to empower and entrench Trumpism.
brb, reallocating my subscription funds from the NYT to McSweeney’s
McSweeney's@mcsweeneys.net · 3d ago"I don’t know what every person in that group saw or knew. But I am raising one of the others. The boy who might someday be in the room. Or holding the phone. The boy who didn’t do it. The boy who could therefore spend the rest of his life explaining that he didn’t do anything." buff.ly/z7yWbR2
"i'll give so and so a voice-over so he'll be expecting your tag-up" instead of "i'll let him know he'll hear from you" statements made by the utterly derranged
I just turned one of my long rectangle monitors portrait style and am keeping the other one landscape style, like I've seen cool kids doing, in the hopes it makes me better at my job, and I've never had anything make me so nauseous and vertiginous so quickly.
So we’re just never going to address the Commander Biden slander huh.
A lot of people don’t know this, but Eminem’s 2000 chart-topper ‘Stan’ was actually a subtle nod to Charles Guiteau and his assassination of James A. Garfield.
I saw Manly MAGA Jesus and Mrs. Krabappel in the closet making babies and then I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.
Christian Nightmares@christiannightmare.bsky.social · 5d ago"Talk about testosterone!" Apparently, this guy met Manly MAGA Jesus in Heaven...
pedocon theory is a theory like gravity is a theory www.nytimes.com/2026/10/05/o...
Dennis Hastert, Powerful Politician Disgraced by Child Sexual Abuse, Dies (Gift Article)
The longest-serving Republican speaker of the House admitted in 2016 to abusing teenage boys decades earlier. He was 84.
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Frankly, the U.S. Foreign Service is a hell of a lot more expensive than whatever it was Rodman was doing and doesn't really get noticeably better results. I'm okay with replacing them with blitzed pro athletes shitting on the floor.
Joe Kassabian@jkass99.bsky.social · 4d agoHonestly, anyone who followed Rodman's career leading up to the Kim Jong Un bromance isn't surprised by the idea he got blind drunk and shit on Kim's floor.
If someone is coming OUT of a small or enclosed space (elevator, Metro, restroom), there will be more room for YOU coming INTO the enclosed space if YOU let THEM out first. It's really that fucking simple guys.
Lizzie O'Leary@lizzieohreally.bsky.social · 4d agoOnce again, I feel like I need to run some basic etiquette lessons for existing in public in a city/on the subway. The person going OUT the door goes first. Then the person going in. Hold doors for old people, people with strollers, kids. Try to look up from phone when doing so. Thank you.
