rpg

@rpgrant.bsky.social

scientist, poet, gadfly keeper of bees, chickens, and the secret to happiness Has great genes. 🇺🇦 🇮🇱

You know it’s winter when #DEFRA imposes its annual restriction on #chickens interacting with outside world where wild birds (and #BirdFlu) frequent – here are 4 of our girls stoic in the face of lockdown (5th laying an egg and didn’t want to be photographed!). No more garden greens until spring! 😢

4 hens striking various poses, two white, one black and one ginger

Business unit-wide 12-paragraph email from newly promoted BU president with the subject “Looking ahead together”, and the phrase “happy, motivated teams” leaps out at me and I want a new job.

On the tannoy at Kings Cross Station, announcement asking for a doctor to assist with a “first aid incident”. Then very carefully clarifying “MEDICAL doctor“ – twice. Makes me wonder if they’ve been inundated by humanities scholars, theologians and scientists in the past when making this request…

I was about to chomp on a padron when Jenny comes and snarfs the whole thing. Cue much seeking of full fat dairy products: it was the only one from our garden and blisteringly hot.