RU KITTENME
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💙🤬🤓🐈⬛🏳️🌈 Former entertainment industry pro, sassy smart mouth snarkologist, bitey, sophisticated, sober and highly recommend it 🚫🍷
This is an example of capillary action. Water will flow upward into the leaves and blossoms of a plant. Trump’s necktie must be tucked into his urine soaked diaper. #Science 🙌🏻
He should have stuck with being a heroin addict. We’d all be the better for it.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d agoRFK Jr yelling at Dana Bash sounds like a rabid dog barking
Yes. Yes she would have. Her kindness is a well documented trauma response. This man needs to be launched into the sun.
The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 3d agoRep. Max Miller: "My former wife has claimed that during a custody exchange at my home that day, I assaulted her…If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?"
I have been screaming this for years.
Tracy@wacket.bsky.social · 4d ago"Reality" TV was the worst thing to ever happen to America...
This is a banger. 10/10 No notes. Disclaimer: Please keep our US soldiers safe. I hate war.
Pierre Polyester@canadian-critic.bsky.social · 5d agoIran's latest.
We’re over here unbothered and just swimming in Lake Superior. Calm down, Donnie. You’ll give yourself a heart attack.
Grinch's Angry Face Transformation
ALT: Grinch's Angry Face Transformation
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Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 5d agoAmerica First.
Cripes. Marcia Brady would have written this.
Middlerage@middlerage.bsky.social · 6d agoAny rational American could have written this.
Assuming this is Ai because Elaine’s arm looks a bit weird.
Can I just point out that Gen X isn’t having babies and we made sure our kids were vaccinated. Please clap.
anita72.bsky.social@anita72.bsky.social · 7d ago
To the nearly 90,000,000 Americans who didn’t vote….are you paying attention yet?
Reading this statement felt like the LARGEST exhale imaginable.
omallj.bsky.social@omallj.bsky.social · 7d ago
Sorry dipshit. That coffin is already taken. #BeBest
Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.social · last wk.Knock, knock, knockin’ on Satan’s door.
If ANYONE ever hurts Jimothy, I will go full John Wick.
｡◕‿‿◕｡@ittipaws.bsky.social · last wk.I just need more people to know about Jimothy ෆ╹ .̮ ╹ෆ
I'm honestly amazed that Fox News and MAGA squawkers haven't pounced on the widespread love of Jimothy and declared it "wokeness run amok," demanding a return to "traditional raccoons."
I don’t know…maybe they can find an extension cord that can stretch from the machine keeping his body alive to his Congressional office. 🙄
Forbes@forbes.com · last wk.It is unclear when the Kentucky senator plans to return to Congress.
I’m going to double down and say Matt Van Swol should smile more.
Molly Jong-Fast@mollyjongfast.bsky.social · last wk.I don’t think this is the own this guy thinks it is ….
President Mark Kelly. Or is he too brilliant and overqualified for 50% of American Idiots?
The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · last wk.Sen. Mark Kelly: "The president got into this without a strategic goal…At first this was about regime change, then it became about nuclear weapons, then about ballistic missiles, then about the navy. They're flailing."