Seems many ppl got a second alert - I only got one, maybe because I unlocked my phone?
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I presume there are no mobile phones in operating theatres. Imagine that.
Happy Resume the Parliamentary Investigation Day, to all who celebrate! π
Reform has cancelled a 'major speech' that was planned by Farage at 10:30 in Clacton. He's got their votes and he's snapped back into 'Fuck you, Clacton' mode.
A rather hungover middle aged man who has been partying all night calls the police liars. My wife Bunty tells me heβs an MP. Really? π± More like one of those obnoxious yobs you see on those reality programmes about the police on Channel 5.
So I thought to myself, "Wow. It must be hot enough outside to fry an egg." So I put a pan with some oil in it, outside on the scalding hot pavement, and left it there for a couple of hours in the full sun, and tried an experiment.... ππ³
Happy International Lefthanders Day to all who celebrate.
The discursive tyranny of "customer" must be stopped. No, HMRC, I am not your "customer". I am not buying your service. This is a nonsensical greeting.
N'night all Rest well x As that golden ball in the sky has returned..
My squib has never felt damper. #eclipse
Well letβs just say Iβm glad i saw it in 1999.
Tbh I was much more excited about this
If you have enough money that you can blow $100,000,000 on avoiding taxes, you have enough money to pay $100,000,000 *on* taxes that will help your fellow citizens, you self-centered prick.
I'm sure this is just an odd coincidence, but big-budget remodeling is a notorious cover for money laundering.
Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social Β· 3d agoWaPo Exclusive: The Trump admin is now set to spend at least $900 million for construction projects on the White House grounds. β©The price tag is much larger than previously reported, according to a Post review of confidential contracts. Taxpayers would cover most of it.
Iβm ready for the eclipse
Non woke ways to watch tonightβs Eclipse: -Take a moth & point him directly at your wife. -Cover eyes with cheese slices & place head in a box. - Take a colander & drain spaghetti whilst listening to Chaka Demus & Pliers. -Remove shoes, stand in bowl of milk & vibrate gently. π
Sarah clutched Leeβs bacon sodden stomach & whispered sweet nothings in his crusty ears. As he broke wind Lee felt a stirring. His manhood rose. The smell of onion & lard enveloped them both. βTake meβ Sarah huskily groaned as Lee belched. Like a fried egg she moistened rapidlyβ¦
Does anyone have an update about the 2-3 week war that Trump started on February 28?
Luluβs voice doesnβt need auto tune manipulation/correction - itβs spoilt her current single for me. Not that itβs great, but would have been better without it imo. Maybe it was an artistic choice?
Getting anxious about changing my phone provider - donβt want current contract to auto renew but also donβt want to be without phone for more than a day. Iβm sure it went fine last time, but Lyca - my current provider - are dodgy as fck and I donβt trust them.
Pretentious crap on Facebook. Followed by comments section full of people mentioning songs theyβve clearly listened to many times. The only songs you wouldnβt listen to again are songs you detest.
British columnists love getting everything they wanted and still moaning about it
Even getting a new iPad 6 months ago hasnβt stopped the phantom new notification badges on Facebook. So irritating. Any suggestions on how to stop it would be appreciated.