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i unfortunately do not love how my body distributes fat, it just dumps everything into my belly until i look like i am pregnant

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skunks live in my area so … ez

alyaza ΘΔ@alyazabirze.bsky.social · 2d ago

here's a fun question for you: what would your fursona be if it had to an animal that *actually lives in your area*? hard mode: no domesticated animals with a consequentially global range--that would mean, for example, canid and ungulate species have to be species actually found in the wild

It took him half the day to get up 🍑(Please help him back down)

uniqlo doesn’t have any 38 inch waist pants in store but they sell them online. so they don’t have to be seen with fat people in their store

[cw: Repost, hyper muscle.] Back when Twitter used to be cool. #biceptember #gaymuscle #musclegrowth #growthdrive #twitterbird

Alt gas

ruffy the lion

she fog on my leg til i’m horn

it does genuinely surprise me that forcing an app download or login is more profitable for websites. idk about you but when reddit is like “you have to download the app or you can’t keep using reddit” i snap out of it and im like why am i on reddit

Big idea 🐺💭 #1800Woof #Fatfur

Happy #skunktember ! #furry #furryart #transformation #queendelroseart

We need less generative AI and more penetrative gay guy

it is actually so not funny how fucked and out of my depth i feel at my new job

cw: donut dare you enter the Cave of No Return...

i needed to make something Weird for myself so i DID

being a Large Son to an Almond Mom is really funny because i’ll come over and basically have a snack that ends up decimating 4 days worth of her groceries

okay i talked about concession too much so my handler shot me with a tranq dart. goodnight zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

this is concession bitch we clown in this mf!!!!! you better take yo sensitive ass back to furthia high

meet me on the concession forum if you want an ass kicking

i think the webcomic concession is such a good encapsulation of 2000s furry culture

dude my dick and my balls and my butthole finally stopped fighting and banded together to cringe at lesbian space princess

i think on a logical level “dying dad + stressful new job = no joy, whimsy, or creativity” makes sense but there is a part of my brain thats always surprised and confused as to why i have no creativity or joy or whimsy

might just have to make a blanket request that unless i am explicitly talking about gas stuff or posting gas art, people actually talk to me normally and not make my entire existence into a big fart joke. thanks

i genuinely hate how pissed off and not fun i feel all the time. i kind of come away from here just wanting to snap at people

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