Are y’all gon jump me if I say that Dakota Johnson is a black hole of charisma with all the stage presence of a plank of wood?

Some of you motherfuckers are actually too stupid to function and I have got to stop exhausting myself by interacting with you. #HOTD

Rhaenyra having endless grace for people who directly caused her and her family harm, but still having a fucking temerity to put her hands on Baela has me too irritated for words. 

The writing of House of the Dragon is mind-numbingly, incomprehensibly stupid now in a way I think even rivals GOT S8. Holy hells how far we’ve fallen.

SPIDER-MAN SPOILERS I think it says something about the current cultural zeitgeist as it pertains to mental health that #Marvel released two films where the antagonist was talked down via a therapy session in someone’s mind. Because at the end of the day, the real villain is unaddressed trauma💀

Yelena is way more fun as Black Widow than Natasha ever was, don’t @ me.

I want that movie that’s The Purge except for fucking to come out already. Not because I’m remotely interested in seeing it, but so I stop seeing the same stupid trailer every time I go to the movies. #OneNightOnly

Call me Polyphemus cause I’d rather be blinded than watch this.

Does there seriously need to be a woman getting sexually assaulted in every episode this season? Like genuinely what the fuck is that about? #HOTD

Now that I’ve seen CATS: Jellicle Ball I realize that making it Black, Brown, and Ballroom was all it needed to actually become an enjoyable musical. Like they literally fixed it. Incredible.

Linda Perry or at least her label must be raking in royalties with how much I’ve heard “What’s Up” in movie trailers this year.

Old enough to recognize this as a data center

I’m starting to think Condal gets off on putting Alicent in situations of sexual humiliation and it’s getting extremely gross and creepy. #HOTD

Apparently Condal and Co would prefer to show a random, gross, non-canon mother/son incest kiss than let Jace kiss his Black wife even once 🙃 #hotd

Rheana baby I love you but what the hell was you thinking baby girl??😭 #HOTD

Hey so Ryan I think it's time to talk about this... #HOTD

✨LEVITICUS SPOILERS✨ The premise for this one was basically “how many times can my boyfriend try to brutally murder me before I begin to suspect that he’s actually an evil conversion therapy demon?” 7/10

✨MINOR SPOILERS✨ So this movie definitely captures a classic WLW canon event, for better or for worse. And I really hate to be that guy, but Sonya was moving like the folks Chappell Roan be writing songs about and she is for sure gonna keep playing in Coley’s face after the credits roll 😭

Whoever called the police on Kohen Wiley’s mother in the first place has his blood on their hands too, and I sincerely hope they never know a day of peace for the rest of their lives. I hope the weight of that poor baby’s soul haunts them at every waking moment and lingers in their nightmares.

ANANIA SPOTTED!!!

I’m actually pretty surprised P!nk hasn’t officially been on Broadway yet

I love how often the show just randomly goes “anyway, fuck AI” lmao. #TONYs

DAMNIT ADRIEN BRODY!! WHAT MUST I DO TO BE FREE OF YOU?? #TONYs

Shouting out our tans siblings right before giving the award to a guy who defended and continues to work with a raging transphobe is certainly a choice #TONYs

absolutely...

No wonder the entrenched bureaucracy hates him to much. He's showing America that things REALLY can get better when you work on behalf of everyone, not for the Epstein class.

He lives in a pineapple under the sea.

Makes sense to cast Leto as Skeletor. He’s spent years rehearsing being an evil dude who abuses women after all. And seeing him physically abuse his henchwoman several times throughout the film didn’t remind me of any of his real life behavior at all and definitely wasn’t deeply uncomfortable. #MOTU

Billy Idol seems like such a genuine dude #AMAs