Racism will never bring down the cost of groceries or gas.

The President of the United States is a liar.

Vibe shifted with my doctor when I said I was up to 2 packs a day. Only got worse when he found out I meant hotdogs

Had that dream again I’m singing “happy birthday mr president” to Frosty the Snowman as a quartet with Teller, one of those robots who fell on the stairs and can’t get up, and an improvising Marlon Brandon in a muumuu and we do jazz hands so long he melts

Hae Ji is one of the most talented people I’ve ever known and the effect her film has in such a short space of time is profound. I highly recommend taking the time to watch it and passing it along to someone else.

Hae Ji Cho@haejicho.bsky.social · 19h ago

I'm disappointed because I care, so may as well talk about it 😤 Link to my 5 minute short film here for a limited time: youtu.be/OnVvmfgo2yI?...

I'm disappointed because I care, so may as well talk about it 😤 Link to my 5 minute short film here for a limited time: youtu.be/OnVvmfgo2yI?...

When a remote majesty and the potential for new discovery and danger see you as an adventure, don't just quit your job. Get itchy. Make people lost and call me. I'm a wheeler dealer sayin scat instead of shit

an uber driver wearing sock puppets on both hands that talk to each other about how bad the steering wheel tastes your whole ride

People who say “I’ve had it up to here with you” I noticed there’s still space for more.

if you’re trying to pay me in biscoff cookies instead of actual money then congratulations because that is my preferred currency

Not saying I’m well-endowed but let’s just say I drink Oolong tea.

What the moon looks like today, courtesy of Elon and SpaceX

BREAKING: The New Mexico Department of Justice has sued Acting AG Todd Blanche and the DOJ, requesting the court for access to unredacted Epstein-related investigative files that the DOJ has been withholding.

Let my tombstone read as follows: It's not that serious

Money out of politics. Money in your pocket. Medicare for All. Michigan... We won. I am so proud to be your Democratic nominee for US Senate. Let's win in November.

A Fiat Topolino and a wicker husband would fix me

Emily Wilson gets one more piece on The Odyssey and then she needs to move on and let us know what she thinks about Mallrats

give a man a fish and he’ll selfie with it for dating sites

It is 2006. I am 22. The US is mired in a costly Forever War. A predictable historic market collapse looms. I do not have health insurance. It is 2026. I am 42. The US is mired in a costly Forever War. A predictable historic market collapse looms. I do not have health insurance.

just saw an ad that a local casino is giving away a 1989 camaro iroc z and i’m guessing they just went to mi and stole it outta your stepdads yard

saw a license plate that started with CVM which is actually how Ancient Rome spelled cum

Just passed the season’s first spirit Halloween, can’t wait to stop by to buy the most terrifying costume of 2026: bagged salad mix

It's not like I foresaw Hot Girl Summer or Brat Summer but it would have taken Nostradamus to see Brokeback Basket Movie Trailer Summer coming

I remember running through the wet grass falling a step behind both of us never tiring so I kicked your ankle and the bear got to you first

A threesome? Too much going on at once. I can’t even back out of the driveway while the radio’s on.

there I was eating the spring roll, and that's when I realized- oh no, the mint, is it like lettuce? is this going to kill me? did I make it through everything to die of this delicious bite? so anyway I dipped it in the peanut sauce and took another bite

*eating a cottage cheese sandwich* lol who told you bsky isn’t cool all my bsky friends are cool

A few years ago, I was trying to explain to my sister why John Goodman is hot and she told me she didn’t get it, but then her eyes widened and she said “Wait, did he play Pacha in The Emperor‘s New Groove?” And I said yes, and a look of realization and awe came over her face. She got it.

Mara Wilson@marawilson.bsky.social · yesterday

The things I have heard, and have said myself, about John Goodman 

lol YUP. One of the funniest 48 hours on Bluesky. They would try to bait all the big accounts, get the nuclear block, get added to a bunch of moderation lists, and then just be standing there like 

Ryan's Confused Stare (The Office)

ALT: Ryan's Confused Stare (The Office)

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John Scalzi@scalzi.com · 2d ago

Bluesky oldheads will remember that brief period of time when the conservative trolls tried to storm the place and were flummoxed by the idea they would have to organically grow an audience and that someone who didn't want to talk to them could nuke every interaction they ever had from orbit