i bet getting stung by an insect woman with some kind of horrible combination aphrodisiac/neurotoxin until you drool your brains out of your cock feels really good

DESTROYA! DESTROYA! DESTROYA! DESTROYA!

What if.. Drifter was a woman? Hear me out 🧍

All it took was whipping it out, and she's fingering herself..... #nsfwart #hatsunemiku #brazilianmiku

new followers might not know: im porkchop

porkchop@ryonahole.bsky.social · 6d ago

okay so basically i'm porkchop

how it feels to make friends in this community

things and events occurred last night

Astolfo wants exchange some red wine for a whine!

I think I ran into an actual vampire...she pinned me up against the wall, in front of the girl I was domming, asked "what are you going to do, little bloodsucker?" as she drove her knee between my thighs and started viciously biting the side of my neck...i am going to be thinking about her forever..

I cannot believe it worked #pmmm, #madokamagica, #kyosaya, #4koma, #sporkart

my ex used to say I was "rooting around for truffles" whenever she'd sit on my face. she had an absurdly fat ass. that last part wasnt really necessary but I thought it was important.

concrete jungle wet dream tomato

Found out today that my dad is an age regressor.

Seriously, you need to stop sneaking off to the supply closet every time you get a stiffy -_- #dumpdraws for 🦑

Egg Experiment #7

Oh shit we got the government mandated Tharja in this one

Gian-Carlo@unlimitedrulebook.com · yesterday

this ain't your daddy's fire emblem

We can always tell, you know? Oh, not like that. I've heard the phrase often enough; funnily, never unless I posted about being trans first. Amateurs, really. No, sweetheart, I'm not talking about *that*.

Tomorrow I see The Apartment...if I like it, then I just have to get the landlord's approval...and 600 dollars...then I'll finally have a longterm place to live again...

ummm bunny girl day is for another 44 minutes actually (very old pics)

Wine Aunt (1/4)

of course i don't agree with the recent reposts but it's important to look at both sides of any position.

remember to get your vampires defanged!! they're an invasive species

Her angel🌟🌟@somefennecgirl.bsky.social · 3d ago

of course, you can treat a vampire any way you want once you've defanged them- they'll be completely dependent on you

calling your vampire a mutt, not because she's a dog, but because of her feral animalistic desire for blood~ defanging, keeping her in a muzzle, treating her as a pet, letting her have a few drops here and there- if she's good what a pathetic little thing, to be tempted by such a primal urge..

my dinnar

late 30s woman bending a younger woman over the back bar of a DDR cabinet: "how about i show you what they called these back in my day?"

LRP ohhhhh godddd not that post again..

t4t date prep