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@saladithius.bsky.social
i used to eat grocery bags when i was 38 years old
sorry man I don't have time to play Fall Guys Lethal Company im reallly busy shooting up gay heroin at the moment. gimme like two days
we got aqesome 9/11 labubu moments in twitch history at the function bro tap in bro cmon FUCK
Me for 10,000th time: I am a THERIAN. That means animal on the INSIDE, human on the OUTSIDE. The literal OPPOSITE of a furry. My bigot grandson: ok boomer
alright, guys, we're getting too many orders right now. we're gonna have to 867 the Labubu Drizzy Steak
dude do you want to watch 9/11 funny moments compilation #584 with me dude. Dude please. Dude
Johnson "Hawk Costco" Brinnle stole my fucking 67 fortnite battle pass
Soooo… I met Jackie Chan at the Dallas airport and the experience was, shall we say, extremely disappointing? He wouldn’t kiss my BARELY INFECTED pet toad and when I asked if he would buy me a beer I did NOT mean some watered down American pilsner!!!
We didnt have this "Hawk Tuah" back in my day.. we Had The Three Stooges and polio