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Salt M. Bank 🍉

@saltmbank.bsky.social

Filmmaker, circus artist, and I host @mgapod.bsky.social - a show about movies, comics & tokusatsu, with Lan & Keigen. Give us a listen if that’s what you’re into

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Salt M. Bank 🍉@saltmbank.bsky.social · 5h ago

Hey 👋 ogre expert here, ogres only start making half-hearted attempts at a goblin’s riddles they’re severely distressed. He needs to be let back into his mudpit *now*

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 7h ago

Wolf Blitzer: Why is Israel, another country, your red line right now, this is what your critics are saying, rather than a domestic issue that impacts Americans' everyday lives? John Fetterman, visibly confused throughout the entire interview: Yeah, absolutely.

Salt M. Bank 🍉@saltmbank.bsky.social · 2d ago

Some people lose weight bc that feels right for them, some people lose weight because they feel coerced. Hill’s decision is his own, but man it bums me out that Hollywood doesn’t want fat guys in movies anymore. I loved Farley so much as a kid, he was funny and dude could move!!!

Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 2d ago

He will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"

Jonah Hill says jiu jitsu has him ready to "annihilate" anyone who still sees him as the fat guy from Superbad "I love Brazilian jiu jitsu, except my body is begging me not to love it. My wife is often like, 'You're not going to become a professional fighter. You know that, right? You're a comedian" "If we got into it, I would f*ck you up. I would f*ck all three of you up" "My favorite thing is people are like, 'Oh, Jonah Hill, f*cking fat guy from Superbad.' And I'm like, 'I would f*cking annihilate you, dude. I'm not kidding you. Try it. If you see me, try it, dude. Bring it. Who's got it?'" SMARTLESS Sirius?
Salt M. Bank 🍉@saltmbank.bsky.social · 2d ago

This fight *isn’t* the less powerful versus those in power (pointing a finger directly at those in power) This fight *is* the less powerful versus those in power (shrugging shoulders, looking around the room incredulously like you expect me to understand this stuff I was hired to understand)

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@ocasio-cortez.house.gov · 2d ago

There is pervasive corruption across our healthcare and agricultural systems that defy party lines. I meet with MAHA activists because a lot of their concerns are bipartisan issues that major corporations paint as partisan. The fight isn't left and right, it's top and bottom.

Salt M. Bank 🍉@saltmbank.bsky.social · 2d ago

“Republicans want to personally examine your children’s genitalia” should be enough messaging to make Dems win every election in a landslide and yet

Gillian Branstetter@gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 2d ago

An initiative on the ballot in Washington state in November would require all athletes seeking to play girl's sports from kindergarten to high school to undergo "genetic screening, a testosterone-levels test, or an examination of their reproductive anatomy" before they can play

The Campaign to Force Genital Exams on Girl Athletes Soon Washington State could require sex-verification tests for those playing sports in schools. Portrait of Andrea González-Ramírez By Andrea González-Ramírez, a senior writer for The Cut who covers systems of power.
Truckstop Vigilante@brenthor.bsky.social · 4d ago

In this episode ill be eating everything i find under my couch. Glory to god the creator. Without Him we are nothing. Alright lets get this couch lifted up. LOTTA cat hair wow. Ok lets get started

rob@ok-but-still.bsky.social · 4d ago

biden dementia: the fact of the matter is there was NOTHING wrong with aunt diane. i saw that film. the point is it could happen to anyone. i'm sorry trump dementia (wet mouth, whispery tone): the big buford. can they you believe they call it that? it's an arrogant burger.