Foam party review from the two year old: "bubbles. Too many"
Sammy da bes Nüdel
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She/her | gamer, crafter, baker I'm not much into social media but I'll give this a whirl. No pants are best pants Billionaires shouldn't exist.
I love video games because someone can just be like: "hey let's make a game where you're a walking lighthouse" and everyone else is just like: "yeah, sounds cool. Let's do it"
I can't wait until Marilyn Strickland gets voted out of office.
Reps. Suzan DelBene, Rick Larsen, Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, Kim Schrier, and Marilyn Strickland. These are the people running against them. Alex Scheel is also running against Marilyn Strickland. @huntergordon.bsky.social @bhennrich.bsky.social @tomasscheel.bsky.social
Do you think Lindsey Graham got to hell and was like, “I knew you were dead, Mitch! I knew it!!!”
$2.4 million raised at SGDQ for Doctors Without Borders and Lindsey Graham dying? What a night!
Tacoma’s ICE concentration camp can hold 1,575 people, usually runs at about 90% full, and makes money by keeping the cages occupied. That is what a for-profit camp does: keep people trapped, keep the beds full, keep the money moving. americansagainstice.org/subscribe
My 2 year old when she hears the vacuum or immersion blender: 😭😭 The same 2 year old when hearing some of the loudest booms from fireworks when we're outside this afternoon: "plane" "big truck"
The Democratic establishment crash-out is a wonderous thing to see. A bunch of people, their organization named after democracy, unable to handle the results of just a few popular elections, appealing to the unspoken rules of a club they thought belonged exclusively to them. Let's do it everywhere.
I thought affordability was "a Democrat hoax" 🤔
Trump: "OIL IS FLOWING, IRAN CAN NEVER HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON (THE WORLD WILL BE SAFE!), THE STOCK MARKETS ARE ROARING, JOBS ARE AT RECORDS, AND PRICES ARE DROPPING (AFFORDABILITY!). OUR COUNTRY IS STRONG, SAFE, AND RESPECTED LIKE NEVER BEFORE. 'YOU’RE WELCOME!' President DJT"
A society with one trillionaire and millions of people in poverty is something to be deeply ashamed of, actually
Shout out to the person I played Mario Party Jamboree with tonight. You kicked my butt, but it was one of the most positive online gaming experiences I've had!
One of these days I'm going to figure out how to make Stepmania charts so I can make them for all of the songs my kid is obsessed with.
I was originally going to watch Survivor season 50 but decided that I'd rather not support CBS. I guess a recent episode had Mr. Beast in it, and now I'm relieved that I got to avoid looking at his dumb fucking face.
Bethany's cans of paint. (Bethany was the previous owner)
What is the most cursed object in your home? Ours is a heavily personally annotated book of Cheryl Strayed aphorisms that someone who thought she was much closer to my wife than she actually was gave her.
ICE detained over 70 of Minnesota’s children - ripping them out of school, forcing them into inhumane detention centers, and traumatizing them forever. We need to bring all our babies home. Then, the federal government must repair and restore all the harm they’ve done.
Time to get pumped for the upcoming episodes of Knowledge Fight
With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.
Everyone: You finish that trailer for Kiln? Double Fine: Sure did boss, real sexy just like you asked. Everyone: what. Kiln - Official Launch Trailer youtu.be/5y4Le4sMtMk
Kiln - Official Launch Trailer
YouTube video by Double Fine
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Every parent at the playground: "Keep moving! Run over here! Oooh climb this! Please get that energy out and sleep well tonight"
anybody in the LA area need a couple of absolutely gorgeous cats named, seriously, Kit and Caboodle?
LOS ANGELES - URGENT! I'm heartbroken that my friend and neighbor has only a few days to live. We must find a loving forever home for her 2 kitties, Kit (F/grey/white) & Caboodle (M/black). Both 3-4yrs old, total sweethearts. Please ask around and send anyone interested my way, thank you ❤️
I'm really glad the president didn't post anything extremely unhinged while I was at dance class.